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yourcool
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July 12, 2013 8:05pm UTC

maybe your d.ick is so small because
you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality.

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ChocoTaco
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July 12, 2013 9:16pm UTC

I can't think of anything worse
Than hating the person who everyone else loves.

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yourcool
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July 12, 2013 8:13pm UTC

"f" is for friends who
abandoned me after 7th grade

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yourcool
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July 12, 2013 8:11pm UTC

"Americans are really annoying."
you're just mad bc martin luther king jr had a dream and you weren't in it

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BravoSierra
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July 13, 2013 2:59pm UTC

me: okay, okay.
me: now it's time to get serious.
me: deep breaths.
me: okay i'm relaxed now.
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ChocoTaco
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July 13, 2013 6:05pm UTC

One time I picked out all the seeds of a strawberry.
Seedless to say, it was berry pointless.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 6:53pm UTC

if you could only see the
beast you made of me
i held it in but now it seems
you've set it running free
screaming in the dark,
i howl when we're apart
drag my teeth across your chest
to taste your beating heart

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Soup2434
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:25pm UTC

we take the naps we think we deserve

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Soup2434
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July 13, 2013 7:27pm UTC

I LOVE
LEARNING BAD THINGS
ABOUT PEOPLE
I DON’T LIKE

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Soup2434
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:41pm UTC

next time you’re washing your hands next
to somebody cup your hands under the tap
until the water overflows then look at them
dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’
it’s a guaranteed way to make friends
i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

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Soup2434
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Im like a hexagon
All my hecks are gone

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Soup2434
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:46pm UTC

So, I woke up on the wrong side of life today
and yesterday

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Soup2434
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 7:48pm UTC

I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos
cause that shows the boy that yeah I am rugged
but I also am cautious about infection

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AEleanore
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 7:07pm UTC

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
-Mark Twain

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 6:08pm UTC

You know those perfect dreams that just make you so happy?
I hate those,
because when you wake up
it just makes reality suck by comparison

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 10:23pm UTC

Just because someone flirts with you, doesn't mean they like you.
Just because someone likes you, doesn't mean they want to date you.
Just because someone wants to date you, doesn't mean they love you.
Just because someone loves you, doesn't mean they won't hurt you.
Because people lie; things change.
Boyfriends cheat, best friends ditch.
And there will always be those people that would kill to see you fall.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 10:45am UTC

Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
Gordo: He's a loser
Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am.
Gordo: No, she's not.
Lizzie: How do you know?
Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with.
Me: I love you, Gordo
Me: Where's my Gordo?
Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.

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BlackButterflies
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March 8, 2013 3:57pm UTC

can i just remind you all that Prim didn't want Katniss to take her place in the Hunger Games and she literally had to be dragged away by Gale
Primrose Everdeen was 12 years old and willing to die for her sister.

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smluvsart
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 5:59pm UTC

• Smile • Have fun • Dare to dream • Go to a few parties • Be careless once in a while • Look at the stars • Watch the clouds • Eat chocolate • Do your homework • Love • Sing every day • Accept yourself • Accept others • Try a new look • Travel • Learn a new language • Swim in the ocean • Have a lazy day once in a while • Don't grow up too fast • Make snow angels • Take lots of pictures • Write something anything • Be nice to people • Laugh all the time • Live •

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