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PurpleLoveHearts
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June 7, 2012 5:08am UTC

Birthday matchup :)
January~ Get locked in a toilet with
February~Get stuck ina horrormoviewith
March~Host a gameshow with
April~Sleep with
May~Handcuffed to
June~get a tattoo of
July~Bestfriends with
August~Trapped in prison with
September~Stuck in a car with
October~Made a band with
November~Stuck on a island with
December~have a baby with
1~Harry Potter
2~Justin Bieber
3~Minnie Mouse
4~Mickey Mouse
5~Lady Gaga
6~Curious George( A Monkey)
7~George Bush
8~Your bestfriend
9~Cher Lloyd
10~Kermit the frog
11~Cookie Monstaa <3
12~Rihanna
13~Yoshi
14~Voldemort
15~The Queen
16~Pac-Man
17~Cheese on toast
18~A Zombie
19~Dinosaur
20~Unicorn
21~Ninja
22~Patrick star <3
23~God
24~Your Mom
25~Amy Childs
26~Mario
27~Gok
28~King Kong
29~Bella Thorne
30~Jennette McCurdy
31~a Hobo

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froggirl9898
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April 17, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Tuesday nmq

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cheeseylovesongs
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April 17, 2012 8:15pm UTC

tumblr has taken my life away.
i miss all you wittians!
format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

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TheGirlWhoLived
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April 28, 2012 8:32am UTC

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The world will be watching.
Format by: kaepow

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eyehave2pee
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April 29, 2012 11:33am UTC

British: hello governer
Austrailian: good'ay mate
Irish: Top of the mornin to ya
American: ay Shawty

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scared2bemyself
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May 3, 2012 7:34pm UTC

I don't have a type.
If I like you, I like you.

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countrygirl123
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May 3, 2012 10:54pm UTC

I drew hearts all over my paper.
and for the first time in forever these
beautiful hearts weren't for you
♥

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lovestardoll423
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May 4, 2012 4:15pm UTC

*In 4th period*
teacher: What language do people in Mexico speak!?
Me: MEXICAN!!!
Class: SPANISH!!!
me:
everyone else:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: Well, Alrighty then...

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katberndt1
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May 6, 2012 12:05am UTC

Sometimes, when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.

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DidYouEatMyHamster
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May 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Girl: Do you think i am pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if i left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No Way
Girl: What would you pick, your life or me?
Boy: My life
The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs off after her, grabs her, and tell her:
The reason you're not pretty is cause your beatiful
The reason you never cross my mind is cause you're always on my mind
The reason i don't like you is cause i love you
The reason i don't want you is cause i need you
The reason i won't cry if you left is cause i'd die
The reason i won't do anything for you is cause i'd do everything for you
The reason i'd choose my life is cause you are my life
♥
tumblr.

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cheeseylovesongs
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March 15, 2012 7:29pm UTC

boy: guy's pain is way worse than girls!
me: lol try having mother nature smash your ovaries with a hammer.
boy: what
me: what

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sayyxxjayyxox33
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March 14, 2012 10:51pm UTC

342
I think i just peed alittleFormat by twilightgirl995

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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March 14, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Fave this if you love your dad
No matter if you post this or not, I promise you your dad will live for 12 days

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BabeNo
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March 13, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Zombies eat brains.
Your safe.

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katberndt1
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March 13, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Cinderella walked on
broken glass, Sleeping
beauty let a whole lifetime
pass, Belle fell in love with
with a hideous beast,
Jasmine married a
common theif. Ariel
walked on land for love
and life, Snow White
barely escaped a knife.It
was all about blood,
sweat, and tears because
love means facing your
biggest fears.
♥♥♥

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MyDearJuliet7
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March 13, 2012 1:53am UTC

Dear facebook,
You're next...
Sincerely,
myspace

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