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shadysback
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August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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foreverme1331
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April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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1) Press the 'Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press Ctrl and f
4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
nmq

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thatstoryyouneverknew
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Dear new clothes,
When i rip the tag off,
i expect the little plastic thing;
to come off too,
Sincerely
a n n o y e d,
and looking for the scissors.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.
♥

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kaitlinsaraa
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC

PLEASE GO ON iCARLY.COM
oh Spencer...

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Barney turned into JerseyShore
GameBoy turned into Facebook
PictnoChat turned into Texting
Coloring turned into LoveLetters
HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
Skechers turned into Sperrys
EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
Cooties turned into Kisses
Playdates turned into Hangouts
Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
JuicyJuice turned into Monster
RainCoats turned into TubeTops
SweatPants turned into Yogas
StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
Webkinz turned into Tumblr
Braids turned into Straighteners
FullHouse turned into Degrassi
CampRock turned into OneDirection
Jokes turned into Bullying
BedTimes turned into Curfues
Like turned into Love
But worst of all,
Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
Where has our childhood gone?
-90's kids♥

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emilyhickmott
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly…

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 11:49am UTC

Perfect guys don't exi-
Hi I'm Steve and I made witty profiles.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:54am UTC

You can always fit time in your life
to hang out with your friends and family
because you never know when they could be gone

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Bec*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Me: Hello 911, theres like a thousand dead people here!
Police: Where are you?
Me: The cemetery

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:21pm UTC

Omggggg.....
I just logged onto 220 notifications :/
is this a joke?

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:42pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When your at your friends house, and there parents start screaming at them. & you're just like ... that's a nice wall.

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:44pm UTC

When I wake up
In the morning and
Stretch, I make
baby Dinosaur
noises

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 12:46pm UTC

Who's genius idea was it, to put commercials on youtube?

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Stay Strong Wittians!!!
no matter how hard life gets stay strong!!

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Fighting it together
I go to school hoping nobody would see,
The scars and pain he once caused me.
I cry myself to sleep every night,
Wondering if I’ll ever beat this endless fight.
I starve myself, skinny to the bone.
I’m hurt and broken, and I feel so alone.
As I look in the mirror, shocked what I see,
Thinking to myself, is this truly me?
One day we were talking,
I saw something shocking.
He saw me looking down at his hand,
He pulled up his sleeve and said “you don’t understand”.
As I showed him mine, I said “I have them too”,
This is the pain you caused me to do.
Looking strait at each other
He said “let’s fight this together”
I nod my head as we walk towards the door,
I think to myself, no more pain once more.
To this day I don’t put a blade to my wrist,
My pain for him no longer exists.
my quote

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Me: *watching t.v in the dark*
Mom: *turns on light*
Me: meow! hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Mom: what have my children become?
Mom: -_-
*true story*

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 5:35pm UTC

The first thing you ask
when yougo to
someones house. .
whats your wifi password?
mq

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Having food...
& suddenly becoming popular.

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