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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    When I'm sad, I sing
    But then, I realize that
    My voice is worse than my problems.

  2. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    Your Heart ♥
    Is a muscle, and what do muscles do
    when they are torn? They come back,
    S t ronger
    Format by XxprettixX

  3. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  4. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  5. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  6. rawrxmonique rawrxmonique
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  8. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  9. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  10. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  11. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  12. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  13. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  16. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 3:10am UTC
    WEIGHT LOSS TIP #1
    Drinking 2 cups of water before meals can make you
    lose an average of 4.5 pounds than if you don't.

  18. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    So let’s say that theoretically
    I really like you... ♥
    And theoretically, even though it sounds moronically cliché and overused,
    you give me butterflies. And just for kicks, let’s add that, all in theory of course,
    you may be the one of the most wonderful people I have ever met.
    And hypothetically, my heart beats ten times faster when I see you.
    Do you think that you would supposedly,
    and in the most theoretical sense, feel the same?

  19. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 2:41am UTC
    Slow replies
    make me think
    you're talking to someone better
    than me...

  20. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 2:53am UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5 calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s 36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss. When was the last time you made out with your partner?

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