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  1. Teamskittles Teamskittles
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    You are at your friends house and they are getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. faded_shimmer faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    imperfection is beauty,
    madness is genius,
    and it's better to be
    absolutely ridiculous
    » THAN ABSOLUTELY BORING.

  4. shelbylynn1226 shelbylynn1226
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    "Are you okay?"
    yeah, I'm just crying.
    Because i like being sad.

  5. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Looking at your school textbooks thinking "What a waste of a tree"...
    Credit: FaveFormats

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    yeah, i know, she's bleeding,
    but don't blame it on a knife,
    the only thing that's cutting her
    is the battle she calls life.

  8. Camila Camila
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    I am sick & tired of finding your "x".
    Just accept the fact that she is gone.
    Move on, Dude.

  9. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Most little kids wanna be a princess or cowgirl when they grow up...
    I asked a little girl I met what she wanted to be when she grew up and she responded with...
    I want to be Chuck Norris.
    coolest kid ever

  10. flippy14 flippy14
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  11. musiclover45 musiclover45
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    P l e a s e p l e a s e t e l l m e i m n o t t he on l y o ne w h o,
    runs up the stairs like a four legged animal nmf.

  12. ssSoXFN13 ssSoXFN13
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    When I grow up, I am going to get a job as the person who writes the
    terms and conditions
    In the middle of it, I'm going to write
    "By checking 'I accept' you agree to pay me $1,000,000 and a pony"
    I will be the richest person ever
    .

  13. Missarky Missarky
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Sticks and stones
    may break her bones
    but names
    will make her
    starve herself
    to death.
    [Think before you speak]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. eleanorleah eleanorleah
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    i was owning at mario kart
    until i relised i wasnt the top screen

  16. PeaceLoveMusic PeaceLoveMusic
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Dude, he has a girlfriend..
    So? Soccer has a goalie, that doesn't mean I can't score.

  17. lianemichie lianemichie
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    ♥♥♥ Dear "cool people", They didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerly, Nerds♥ ♥♥♥ nmf/nmq

  18. baseballcj101 baseballcj101
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    What's better - a ninja or a pirate?
    Their child.
    nmf

  19. ImSmallButImNotWeak ImSmallButImNotWeak
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    I don't wanna sound rude...
    But your dick gets less action than a
    WHITE CRAYON.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Sometimes
    I wish I wasn't so emotional.

    Format by XxprettixX

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