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lovecrazy
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March 12, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Even if I say it'll be alright,
still I hear you say you want to end your life. ♥

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happiest*
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March 12, 2013 1:13pm UTC

Math tests:
A farmer plants 7 crops of potatoes and 3 crops of carrots. What is the probablity that his moms name is Margaret.
History tests:
The American Civil War ended in 1865. Explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs.
Literature tests:
Explain what the author meant by, "the orange was as orange as an orange."
Physics tests:
The aliens ate 4.3 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pickles at the speed of light.
nmq

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happiest*
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March 12, 2013 4:09pm UTC

me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs

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BlackButterflies
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March 12, 2013 4:57am UTC

so you know how when it's raining, you get all these worms floating in the puddles and drowning? when i was a kid, when i walked to school on rainy days, i would stop and pick up every single worm out of the puddles and put them on dry ground so they wouldn't die. every single one. i got told off for being late every time, but in my mind the lives of the worms were more important than whatever punishment i got.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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March 11, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Have you ever just had one of those days?
Where you can't hide the pain?
You just keep a tight grip on your sleeves,
And bite your lips to not cry,
You stare out the window
and won't look anyone in the eye,
Then you come home,
You throw your stuff in the corner,
Slam your back against the wall,
Tilt your head upwards and wonder why you,
As you begin to sob endlessly.
Have you ever had one of those days?
I Have.
♥Justanotherwittyguy18♥

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lovecrazy
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January 23, 2013 7:45pm UTC

What school has taught me:
- I hate everyone and everything
- People are complete idiots
- I have anger issues
- I'm smarter than everyone
- I'm better off digging a hole, sitting in it and choking to death on my own spit

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KT_143
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January 23, 2013 4:07pm UTC

At Home:
I'm so lonely! I want someone to cuddle with me!
In Public:
EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM ME, OH MY GOD!

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December 8, 2012 5:54pm UTC

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 1:54pm UTC

i wanna steal a krispy cream truck and
go on a high speed chase because i think it'd be funny watching a buncha cops chasing a donut truck.

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC

"is google a girl or a boy?"
obviously it's a girl because it won't allow you to complete your sentence without guessing before you finish what you say.

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC

me most of the year:
want that. and that. oh and that. ooh that's nice, that too.
what do you want for christmas?:
i cannot think of a possible thing that i want.

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