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Yourbeautiful*
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September 12, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Glass half empty
Glass half full
Well either way you won't be going thirsty
Coun't your blessings
Not your flaws

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capsized*
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September 15, 2013 8:04pm UTC

WITHOUT YOU I'M A
» lost boy

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Hale_Storm18
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January 18, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I always laugh when people ask me how I type so fast.
Like, if you were online for 12 hours a day for 3 years, you'd probably type fast, too.

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Yourbeautiful*
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January 18, 2013 4:40pm UTC

School: I'll show you how dumb you are.
Family: We'll tell you how imperfect you are.
Society: We'll judge you by your flaws.
Self-esteem: I'll always be low.
Life: I'll fall apart just as you think things are getting better.
Suicide: I'll be your only option

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sarahmarlowXxx
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January 18, 2013 4:35pm UTC

*teacher on a date*
guy: can i kiss you
teacher: i dont know, CAN you?

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IJustNeedLovee
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January 18, 2013 2:09pm UTC

If there are 500 bricks on a plane and 1 falls out, how many are there?
499
What are the 3 steps of getting an elephant in the fridge?
Open the fridge, put elephant in fridge, shut the fridge.
What are the 4 steps of getting a deer in the fridge?
Open the fridge, get the elephant out, put the deer in, shut the fridge.
The Lion King is having a birthday party. Which animal isn't going?
The deer in the fridge.
A woman tries to swim across alligator infested waters. How does she do it?
Normally. The alligators are at The Lion Kings party.
She dies anyway. Why?
She gets hit on the head with the brick.
My crush told me this and I thought it was hilarious <3

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC

friend: you know there's a life
outside the internet
me: send me the link
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
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January 18, 2013 3:48pm UTC

one time this dude was being
stupid so i said “well you can’t spell
stupid without u” and he got really
angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’
IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a
rly long time
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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