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happiest*
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April 14, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Sarcasm:
i t ' s b e t t e r t h a n a c t u a l l y d e a l i n g
w i t h s t u p i d p e o p l e.

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alisonDB21
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 2:48pm UTC

I don't play dumb,
I am dumb.

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alisonDB21
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April 15, 2013 2:54pm UTC

That one second of silence when you're in the car and you go under a bridge while its raining.
♥

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alisonDB21
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April 15, 2013 6:35pm UTC

My brother left for bootcamp yesterday
I'm so proud of him ♥

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:34pm UTC

"are you a top or a bottom?"
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:37pm UTC

spongebob's thigh gap tho

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 8:39pm UTC

who needs friends when
you have 30 chicken nuggets.

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:42pm UTC

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are
romeo and juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 8:45pm UTC

what if saliva was just your taste buds
jerking off to attractive food that you eat.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 8:59pm UTC

(Parentheses)
(I'm) trying to
get better.
the (still) nights of summer
are when
i (mis)s you most
i try not to think about
how you w(er)e (able) to give
me meaning
i (can't) or else i'll fall
back into the dark pit
i just crawled out of
(you) don't have to
worry about me
everyone can (see) i'm
doing fine.

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 9:02pm UTC

forget about a list of things that annoy me,
things that don't annoy me would be a much shorter list.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:07pm UTC

billy has 32 pieces of bacon.
he eats 28.
what does he have now?
happiness.
billy has happiness.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:09pm UTC

*clinks glass* i'd like to make a toast.
*puts bread in toaster.*

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:12pm UTC

if every kis begin with "k" then
i'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out with me.

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 9:15pm UTC

i'm the type of person who looks at
menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:27pm UTC

i hate myself but i'm the only person
allowed to hate myself because i'm freakin' spectacular.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:30pm UTC

it's so weird that everyone's
mom's name is mom.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:34pm UTC

the world's ingredients:
mostly idiots.

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alisonDB21
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April 16, 2013 11:10am UTC

IF GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE
DOES THAT MEAN THAT TOASTERS DON'T TOAST TOAST,
TOAST TOAST TOAST

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alisonDB21
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April 16, 2013 11:12am UTC

Guns don't kill people, people kill people
(But guns make it much easier)
Please don't take offense to this.

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