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  1. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:20am UTC
    random thing to do #10
    order diet water at a restaurant with a serious face.
     
     

  2. DestinyShawdee DestinyShawdee
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:21am UTC
    I DON'T CARE...
    I'll Just Lounge On My Couch
    & Chill In My Snuggie, Maybe Click To MTV So They Can
    Teach Me How To Dougie...
    Hey... It's Singing The Lazy Song=)
    nmf

  3. ErinLovesTravis ErinLovesTravis
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:23am UTC
    I just made a milkshake.. now all the boys are in my yard.
    Great.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. hisprincess hisprincess
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:27am UTC
    That moment of failure,
    when you start typing at the same time the other person does..

  6. gappygirl579 gappygirl579
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:31am UTC
    Oh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    fav if you just thought of that pirate from spongebob singing that♥

  7. maggierose88 maggierose88
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:36am UTC
    Fav this quote and I will
    -Rate you from 1-10
    -Tell you what your future husbands name is going to be
    -Tell how many kids you will have
    -Tell you your future job
    -Tell you what color house you will buy
    -Tell you your first grandchilds name :D
    oh comment too ...
    jk im not a f**king magical psychic...

  8. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:36am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you're dancing all crazy in your room... & then you remember your room has a window

  9. highinthaskye highinthaskye
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:38am UTC
    When you're 5 you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your
    bed.
    When you're 15 and fall asleep on the couch you wake on on
    floor
    <nmq>
    {not my format}

  10. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:40am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you get into an argument and halfway through, you realize your wrong.... fail

  11. kaylala513 kaylala513
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:43am UTC
    try to tell
    a funny story
    +&start laughing uncontrollably
    at the first word.
    nmf

  12. musiccspeakss13 musiccspeakss13
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:47am UTC
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  13. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:45am UTC
    telling people,
    to feel your legs after you've shaved. ♥

  14. biebersbitch biebersbitch
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 1:01am UTC
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  15. juliaa0xx16 juliaa0xx16
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 1:02am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENTwhen a sentence doesn't end the way you think it salad. nmf.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. NeverShoutNever2499 NeverShoutNever2499
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 1:07am UTC
    raising your hand
    Till it hurts 'cause your teachers blind

  18. kayliehanson kayliehanson
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 1:22am UTC
    That awkward moment when..
    your parents take your joke completely seriously and you end up getting in trouble :0
    nmf

  19. court9898 court9898
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    I have head phones in,
    S t o p t r y i n g t o t a l k t o m e.♥

  20. iloveyousomuchmore iloveyousomuchmore
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    No, I ' m not playing " hard-to-get. "
    I ' m playing " Leave - me - the - hel l - a lone .. " ♥

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