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  1. miranda321 miranda321
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:51pm UTC
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  2. WordsFail_MusicSpeaks WordsFail_MusicSpeaks
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Don't you worry your pretty little mind,
    People throw rocks at things that shine, and life makes love look hard. ♥
    .

  3. ValeriaXOXO ValeriaXOXO
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:38pm UTC
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    When You're STRESSED You Eat Ice Cream, Cake,Chocolate, & Sweets.
    Why?
    Because stressed spelled backwards is
    DESSERTS

    NMF/NMQ
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  4. emilyxxox* emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Don't criticize
    what you don't
    UNDERSTAND.

  5. xSweet_Disasterx xSweet_Disasterx
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Dear Parents,
    Please and thank you actually
    aren't the magic words.
    Sincerely, Harry Potter.

  6. MGordonn MGordonn
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    If Spongebob is the main character,
    why is Patrick the star?

  7. immaninja immaninja
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 12:36am UTC
    homework.
    studying.
    welcome back to school!

  8. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 10:57am UTC
    Facebook is like a fridge
    you know there is nothing new, but you check it anyway.

  9. atta1ag atta1ag
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 1:47am UTC
    OH LOOK!
    a bruise<3
    how on earth did i
    get that?
    i wonder how much it
    hurts
    if i pre-
    OOUUUUUCHHHH!
    NMF♥

  10. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  11. beereegs beereegs
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:27am UTC
    Irene,
    you hit like a girl.

  12. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Good bye natrual hair, hello straightner,
    Goodbye skin , hello makeup,
    Goodbye sophee shorts, hello dresses,
    Goodbye real laughs, hello fake smiles
    Goodbye carefree, hello heartbreak
    Goodbye all nighters, hello alarm clock,
    Goodbye double sleepovers,hello school nights
    Goodbye swimming pool, hello snow
    Goodbye real, hello fake,
    Goodbye tan, hello pale
    Goodbye "I don't care", hello "its whats cool"
    Goodbye summer; hello school ♥

  13. iceskatinggurl18 iceskatinggurl18
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:50am UTC
    YO Hurricane Irene,
    i know your trying to wipe out New York and all
    and imma let chu finish but...
    KATRINA WAS ONE OF THE BEST HURRICANES
    OF ALL TIME.
    Kanye West.

  14. raachelx259 raachelx259
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 9:19am UTC
    Today,
    I saw an old couple riding their bikes around
    the neighborhood, as they passed me
    the old woman asked "George, why do I have to wear this helmet? It's bugging me."
    and he just says "Because I've spent the passed 57 years protecting you, and I'm not going to give up now."

  15. sas4267 sas4267
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 9:36am UTC
    Dear 11 year old girls wearing push up bras,
    you cant push up what you don't have.


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  17. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 1:29pm UTC
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    On a scale of 1- Osama BinLaden,
    How good was my hiding spot?
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  19. haappykaayytee8 haappykaayytee8
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 1:55am UTC
    the awkward moment
    w h e n y o u ' r e c a s u a l l y d e e p s e a f i s h i n g , a n d y o u c a t c h
    O s a m a B i n L a d e n .

  20. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 1:04am UTC
    ANYONE NEED AN ARK?
    i noah guy.

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