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  1. Megoz7 Megoz7
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    I know where love
    comes from♥
    John 3:16♥
    NMF

  2. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:05am UTC
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    There's more to life
    T h an D a t i n g a B o y o n T h e F o o tb a l l t e a m ♥
    -Taylor Swift
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  3. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I'm Do You Realize That
    any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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  4. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Mom: What do you think I am, made of money?
    Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  7. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  8. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

  9. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  10. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  11. aly2013 aly2013
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Dear his new 'her',
    Here are some things I thought you should know.
    -He misses playing piano, and wishes he could try again.
    -He has crazy, messed up dreams that he will love to tell you.
    -He goes to sleep early, and wakes up early.
    -He is an amazing kisser.
    -He has the longest arms ever, so when he wraps his arms around you, make sure he's comfortable.
    -He never tells when he's hurt, so make him go to the doctors if something happens.
    -His parents are hard on him, make him feel better when they make him feel bad.
    -His niece is his world, accept that she will ALWAYS be his number one.
    -He misses his grandma more than anyone, help him remember her.
    -His favorite color is green and he watches action shows.
    -Scary movies are his absolute favorite.
    -He could drink a 24 pack of Dr.Pepper if you don't stop him.
    -He may talk about suicide, so please, please stop him.
    -Watch him play basketball, he's amazing, & he loves it.
    -He will always laugh at your jokes, no matter how stupid.
    -Notice how beautiful his eyes are, stare into them.
    -Be nice to his friends.
    - He hates pictures, but if you beg, he'll finally take one.
    -Never let him go.
    -Love him better than I ever could.

  12. XcarefreelivinX XcarefreelivinX
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    i blame disney movies
    for my high expectations of boys and relationships ♥

  13. AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    You, Sir ♥
    Smell like rainbows and unicorns.
    And I could get high off of your scent,
    Which is probably why I'm seeing
    Rainbows & Unicorns.

  14. gabbithaaa422 gabbithaaa422
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 4:05pm UTC
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  15. gabbithaaa422 gabbithaaa422
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    Today,
    as me and my boyfriend walked home and it poured he stopped me. He brought me close and kissed me. As people walked around us I only noticed me and him. It was like magic.♥
    Lol jk,
    today we talked and I failed a test.

  16. Allyyyssssa Allyyyssssa
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    " nomatterhowmanytimes
    I G E T H U R T. B E C A U S E O F Y OU I W O N ' T L E A V E Y O U
    BecauseEvenIfIHad [[ A Hundreds Reasons ]] to leave you ;
    I'll Look For That One Reason
    to fight for you " """♥
    Click the [ ♥ ] P.S.Nottt Mineee !

  17. dishovenanny dishovenanny
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    Spongebob:
    "What do you usually do when I'm gone?"
    ------------
    Patrick:
    "Wait for you to come back." ♥

  18. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    so this morning...
    I woke up at 7:30,
    and the first thing I did was pick up my phone,
    and started writing a text to 'her'.
    "Good morning beautiful, can't wait to see you today"
    I hit send and started to get ready.
    I wore the hoodie she bought me,
    and wore the cologne I know she loves.
    I set off to the store and bought some chocolates,
    10 roses, her favourite flower,
    that movie she was telling me she wanted to see,
    and a card simply saying "I love you".
    As I was walking home I saw her standing by my door.
    I sneaked up behind her,
    wrapped my arms around her waist,
    and kissed her kneck.
    "Guess who!" I said.
    She giggled and lent over to kiss me.
    I took her hand and led her inside.
    "Mum, this is my girlfriend" I proudly told.
    "I've heard a lot about you!" My mum said.
    She blushed and I kissed her cheek.
    We walked to my room, and sat on the sofa.
    I handed her the bag of chocolates and flowers,
    She grinned with glee,
    I lent forward and kissed her again.
    Then I put on the movie.
    "You remembered!" she said.
    I just smiled.
    We cuddled all through the movie,
    With her feeling safe in my arms.
    "I love you"
    I whispered.
    "I love you too"
    She replied.
    I looked into her beautiful eyes,
    and she looked into mine.
    We were in love.
    And I knew, I never wanted her to leave my side.
    LOL JK
    I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE IN BLACK OPS
    al nicholas

  19. ijustneedaplacetovent ijustneedaplacetovent
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    .
    ___________________________________
    He asked me
    What i thought of his homecoming date
    I smiled and said " my mother once told me this day would come."
    He looked at me confused so i explained
    The day when i have nothing nice to say and need to keep my mouth shut.
    ___________________________________

  20. xlovedreamerx9 xlovedreamerx9
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:01pm UTC
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    That look your friends give you when
    someone attractive walks in.
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    *nmf

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