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  1. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    Hand sanitizer
    The quickest way to find a cut.
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  2. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    How to Read a Good Book:
    Step 1: Read book
    Step 2: Finish book
    Step 3: Wander around in a confused stupor for a week and question your entire existence and every decision you've ever made

  3. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    When someone says, "Expect the unexpected"
    Slap them and say, "Didn't expect that, did you?"
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  4. Cammie Cammie
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    April 28, 2013 11:29am UTC
    Mom: Get off The Sims!
    Me: Glach a dee va som!! Glarch!

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:08am UTC
    There's no logical reason
    for shorts to be the same price as pants

  6. happiest* happiest*
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    April 28, 2013 8:02am UTC
    Imagine if every school was like PCA from Zoey 101
    I actually wouln't mind going

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
    They never said he was an egg.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:11am UTC
    If i was a celebrity
    i would go knocking on doors and be like hello,yes it's me

  9. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    WARNING:
    Reflections in this mirror maybe
    distorted by socially constructed
    ideas of 'beauty'

  10. Gal_in_Wonderland Gal_in_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    Your Crush likes this
    Best feeling ever :)


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  12. haylee* haylee*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    boys and girls of every age,
    wouldn't you like to see something strange?
    come with us and you will see, this, our town of
    halloween.

  13. lostindaydream lostindaydream
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    We had the perfect love story,
    except the ending

  14. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    Boys laugh at what they put
    girls through, but they won't be laughing
    when they're wiping the tears
    off their daughters f ace for
    the s ame reason.

  15. 365days* 365days*
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    April 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US
    *My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
    Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
    Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
    Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
    Sister: Take notes then.
    Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
    Sister:
    Me: Score!
    Sister: Give it a rest.
    Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
    Sister: I could go on for forte days.
    Me: That would B major.
    Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
    Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
    Sister: You have some major problems.
    Me: I don't like your tone.
    Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
    Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
    Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
    Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
    Me: This is alto much for me.
    Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
    Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
    Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
    Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
    Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
    Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.

  16. happiest* happiest*
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    April 27, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Today i found out that
    my granpa has cancer....I just heard that from my mom
    and she said that i have to be strong becouse we can't do
    anything to save my grandpa.i locked in my room and
    cried all along...He id my idol.Today he came in our house
    and first i didn't talk to him cus i burst out crying.Today
    was the worst day of my life.People with big heart don't
    last long in this world.Love you grandpa.I wish it was
    me the one who had cancer not you.You didn't deserve it


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  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    April 26, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    One time in English class we were talking about Romeo & Juliet and I
    yelled out, "SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die!" and I sh//t you not, at least 1/3 of the class got really mad at me because they didn't know that's how it ended.

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