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RingoStar

Status: We're pretty inactive so feel free to look around, but we're gonna leave it as it was two years ago... Thanks!

Member Since: 6 Dec 2011 02:23pm

Last Seen: 25 Nov 2020 10:31pm

Birthday: December 6

Location: Not Earth

Gender: F

user id: 247539

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Profile Picture: JoJo (left), Zoe (right) after running a 5k

Zoe

I Like: reading, sleeping, friends, fuzzy socks, trampolines, summer, chocolate, and Matt <3.

I Hate: school, math, physical activity, gym class, humans, and socializing.

People we love:
- littlejj
- partyrocker48
- ryanrw
- laxgurliee4
- live2run
- glitterspaz143
- 99katiegurl
- katie6472

Thanks if you took the time to actually read this entire thing!

We love all of our followers and we follow back 99% of the time.

If you're completly confused, this account is shared between two best friends.

Thanks,
Zoe and JoJo

RingoStar
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:39am UTC

Best Friend: I'm going to get a lizard and name it Harry.
Me: Why?
Best Friend: Because I will encourage it.
Me: Okay?
Best Friend: You're a lizard Harry!
Best Friend: *immatating the lizard* A what?
Best Friend: A lizard!

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RingoStar
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:30am UTC

Best Friend: Remember when you had a crush on that kid over there?
Me: Yup, let's change the subject.
My Boyfriend:
Best Friend: Oh, and remember when you were dating that other kid?
Best Friend: And you talked about him non stop. You were obsessed.
Me: *takes out shovel and duct tape*
My Boyfriend: Um... my phone is ringing.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:21am UTC

I hug everyone.
But when I hug you,
It's different, I promise.
It's different because
I wrap my arms around your neck to play with your hair,
I listen to your heartbeat as if it were my favorite song,
I take in your scent as if I would never smell it again,
I think of all the things I could say.
And out of all of those things to say, all that comes out is
...
“I Love You”
my quote / nmf

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RingoStar
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 9:02am UTC

& in that
moment
i swear
we were
i n f i n i t e
∞

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RingoStar
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 8:57am UTC

We accept the love
we think we deserve.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 5:42pm UTC

There is never a time or
place for true love.
It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat,
in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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RingoStar
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Boy: *hands flowers to his girlfriend*
Boy: Here, I killed these for you...
Boy: when I saw them I thought they were beautiful, and they reminded me of you...
Boy: so I killed them.
Boy: Anyway, I brought them here...
Boy: and you may want to put them in water...
Boy: if you want them to...
Boy: ...to die slower.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 9:03pm UTC

Always remember that you are unique
just like everyone else.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Balloons are so weird. It's like:
"Happy birthday, here's a colorful sack of my breath."

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 9:05am UTC

I W o u l d L o v e t o B u t . . .
• I want to spend more time with my blender.
• The man on television told me to say tuned.
• It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
• I'm building a pig from a kit.
• I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
• There's a disturbance in the Force.
• I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
• I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
• I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
• I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
• My plot to take over the world is thickening.
• I have to fulfill my potential.
• It's too close to the turn of the century.
• I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
• I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
• I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
• I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
• I'm trying to be less popular.
• I have to study for a blood test.
• I have to rotate my crops.
• I prefer to remain an enigma.
• I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 5:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
The first five days
after a weekend are always the hardest

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Are you a beaver?
cause dam.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:13pm UTC

GUYS, SLOW DOWN.
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| I can't answer zero messages
ALL AT ONCE . »

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 11:02am UTC

QUICK!
what's the number for 911?

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 11:00am UTC

life was much simpler when
we could play a nice game of red rover
and clothesline the people we didn't like.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 10:57am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Just remember:
If we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 10:55am UTC

BravoSierra's format
A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no.
no no no no no no no.
no no no no no.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 10:47am UTC

BravoSierra's format
I don't expect things to be
handed to me. Just put it down where ever.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 7:54am UTC

BravoSierra's format
I'm sorry for some of the
things I've said out of hunger.

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