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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC

"Mommy, can you tell me how you met Dad?"
"Well, son,"
*Ludacris voice* "when I was 13, I had my first love"

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 12:51pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awkward moment
when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:36pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Saying "never mind",
because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 7:43pm UTC

can you relate? Doing stupid things in front of
the mirror right before
showering. format credit-rajsonkar

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 1:31pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If a tomato is a fruit,
is ketchup a smoothie?

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 10:36am UTC

boys like it when you're playfully
mean to them
call them names
punch them on the shoulder
murder their families
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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC

At the Brit Awards imagine if...
Taylor was about to sit down,
Then Harry pulls her chair away
She falls and he shouts:
"Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
omg.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 9:06am UTC

If school isn't a place to sleep,
then home isn't a place to
study.
format credit-rajsonkar

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RayneOnTehMay
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 11:21pm UTC

I belive we should all pay our taxes
with a smile :) I tried but they wanted money

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC

am i the only one who tries to
learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

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foreverme1331
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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1) Press the 'Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press Ctrl and f
4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
nmq

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thatstoryyouneverknew
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Dear new clothes,
When i rip the tag off,
i expect the little plastic thing;
to come off too,
Sincerely
a n n o y e d,
and looking for the scissors.

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OctoberDiving
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 10:20am UTC

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Fave if you do one of these in class :
1. Peel off your nail polish
2. Search your hair for split ends
3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
4. Draw hearts on your paper
5. Draw smileys on your hand
6. Secretly eat ,
Hope I'm not the only one(:
nm/nmq
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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 3:36pm UTC

I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
it would solve obesity in the United States
and starvation in Africa

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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