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ChocoTaco
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March 2, 2013 1:12pm UTC

*Me In Church*
On the outside: *Looking at the priest doing nothing*
On the inside: *Having this amazing story in my head where ninjas break in through the windows, and I have to rescue all the scared people in the church. Then I save the day and everyone loves me.*

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Ethanol
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 1:48pm UTC

I heard you like bad boys,
At walmart, I enter through the exit doors.

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0____0
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Homework is as pointless as
Taylor Swift
going out with
someone

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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Sabina*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:46pm UTC

The Uhhhh fact #4
In the spongebob movie, Spongebob mentions that he has 347 employee of the moth awards. If you divide this number by 12, he has been working at the Krusty Krab for 31 years. If he started at 16, he is 47 years old

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:14pm UTC

People: I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me.
Me: I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.

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ChocoTaco
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February 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I was eating oreos
and I was dunking them in milk
and the cookie broke and sunk
to the bottom so now I'm just staring
at the glass and wondering why bad
things happen to good people.

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