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R_UBY
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July 20, 2012 2:12am UTC

I HATE THE NEW LOOKS FOR WITTY!

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 2:10am UTC

I gave you my love to borrow, but you just gave it away.♥

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R_UBY
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July 20, 2012 1:39am UTC

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6039107
please go to this link to make her mommy quit smoking! save a life!

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:28am UTC

.1.
thank you so much witty. you are all so amazing. I cannot believe I have finally achieved my goal. I understand if you did not fave, I understand. But wittians, you truely have been there for me through my ups and downs. Through the witty wars, and through everything else. I would like to make a shoutout to my followers and also a huge thank you to Steve for creating this website, because you have made witty into a place where you can vent and not be judged. (Unless about One Direction, Nutella, gay, etc, etc) And once again, thank you so much. I love you all.
AND THATS WHEN I REALISED HOW MUCH OF A LOOSER I AM

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:18am UTC

That awkward moment
when you have to keep asking someone what they said
and you still can't understand them
so you just say
"Ohhhhhhhh" and hope it wasn't a question
♥

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:15am UTC

*me watching friend on computer*
Me: omg you dont need to double click!
Me: why did you click that ad??
Me: why would you use internet explorer?
Me: OMG the button is write there!!
Me: the H key is right in front of you, idiot!
Me: OMFG JUST GET OFF THE SEAT.

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Lets play a game. you can only say 'yes' once and 'no' once.
Are you beautiful? _____
Are you lying? _______
thats what I thought.♥

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Don't let opinions change you. ♥♥

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 3:38pm UTC

when I get bored
in the shower
I start reading
the ingredients on the shampoo bottle

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Me: I think im actually happy!
God: Lol oops my mistake let me change that

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 3:28pm UTC

click to see this quote

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 3:52am UTC

MMM
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I like girls who eat carrots - Louis Tomlinson

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 12:41am UTC

I may not have met your standards,
but
I AM WELL
>>past mine

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 12:34am UTC

I HATE NUTELLA!
all I have to do now is grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the hate come in

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 11:47pm UTC

How Directioners get out of class
teacher: everyone-
me: else in the room can see it!!
teacher: what?
me: makes you beautiful!
teacher: stop-
me: the tape and rewind oh and if you walk away i know i'll fade!!
teacher: if-
me: im louder, would you see me!!
teacher: ...........
me: ..............
teacher: GET OUT-
me: get out, get out, get out of my head!!
teacher: I hate you.

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 11:25pm UTC

XXXXXXXXXXXX
my christmas wish list:
Harry Styles
Liam Payne
Louis Tomlinson
Niall Horan
Zayn Malik
P.S Santa if this is too expensive they dont have to have clothes on
XXXXXXXXXXXX

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Dear Mcdonalds Cashier,
dont give me that look. theres no age limit on the happy meal.

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 5:48pm UTC

I wish it was me
That you’ll call later on
Cause you wanna say good night
But I see you with him slow dancing
Tearing me apart
Cause you don't see
Whenever you kiss him
I'm breaking,
oh how I wish
oh how i wish,
that was me♥

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Yesterday was Friday the 13th ...
I found a 50 dollar note on ground.
So much for bad luck...
$

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 5:01pm UTC

OMG
there was a 7.0 earthquake last night...
GTEIHGIERTHIKERNHOGHN

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