R_UBY's Quotes

R_UBY
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:19am UTC

Cleverbot: I am your boyfriend.
Me: Oh really? have we kissed?
Cleverbot: yes, we have two kids.
Me: Mother of god.

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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:39pm UTC

Me: What colour are your eyes?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: wtf man.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

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R_UBY
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August 7, 2012 3:56am UTC

Love me and I will move mountains to make you happy.
Hurt me and I'll drop those mountains on your balls.

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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:40am UTC

When strangers ask you "how are you?"
99% of people say "good"
1% of people say how they really feel.

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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:37am UTC

♥♥♥
Favorite this is you know who said
"'NO!' Jimmy protested."
♥♥♥

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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:35am UTC

People say you can't live without love.
I say you can't live without wifi.

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R_UBY
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August 5, 2012 3:32am UTC

aYOU CAN'T CHANGE THE PAST
›› but you can change the future
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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:25am UTC

That .1% of germs
that nothing
can kill.
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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:22am UTC

in my life....
oh wait... I don't have a life.
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R_UBY
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August 5, 2012 3:20am UTC

Life is like a rollercoaster. It goes up and down but make the most of it because it does come to an end
-Zayn Malik
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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:02am UTC

I really am proud.
I won 3 gold medals in the olympics.
HAHAHAHA!!! you actually believed me?

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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:33am UTC

Type your name: ruby
Type your name with your eyes closed: ruby
type your name elbow: rub7y6
Type your name with your nose: r4uby
Bash our head on the keyboard: njujhyujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujhujh

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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 3:56am UTC

There was a show on at my little sisters school
performer: *singing* who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
crowd: SPONGEBOB SQUARE-PANTS!
performer: *still singing along to the tune* you guys watch way too much TV!

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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 3:53am UTC

theres a little truth behind every
>> just kidding <<
a little curiosity behind every
>> just wondering <<
a little knowledge behind every
>> I don't know <<
and a little emotion behind every
>> I don't care <<

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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 3:50am UTC

I'm so awkward.
I'm sitting here writing this with swim goggles on.

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:16am UTC

What my dream boyfriend would do is say a cute bear voice "I'm the grizzly bear!" and waddle up to me and grab me and hug me, like a teddy bear.♥

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:13am UTC

I SAW HARRY STYLES NAKED
now that I have your attention, I would like you to know that if you were reading my fan-fiction of one direction your probably wondering why I haven't been posting the next chapters lately. I have decided that I'm going to make a different story and keep my other fan- fiction on hold. I will probably next post the new chapters in late August. Sorry guys
-Ruby

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 2:50am UTC

This chat is unmoderated and not affiliated with Witty Profiles. Anyone could be chatting on there including 40 year old creepers. BE CAREFUL!
LOL STEVE

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 2:29am UTC

*Singing F*ck you*
Me: CUZ IM LIKE FU-
Mom: *walks in*
Me: FORGET YOUUUUUUU!

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R_UBY
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 2:22am UTC

GET OVER IT.
I can't believe you are fighting over a SPREADING. Think about it. Do you think you should be telling people to kill themselves because they don't have the same opinion as you? Do you know how much it takes to push someone over the edge? Because it is exactly that amount. People can take it to heart, and commit suicide. I mean, seriously witty. It's pathetic. Calm down and GET OVER IT. It's not a big point! I thought witty was going to stay the way it was, but I guess I was wrong. Go on, hate on me. I really don't care. But I just can't believe you wittians. Actually I don't think I can call you a wittian anymore. Your supposed to be helpful. And yes i'm going to say this, I HATE NUTELLA. Hate all you like, it won't change my opinion.

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