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  1. QTpieRoxurWorld QTpieRoxurWorld
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 11:54am UTC
    a friend would stick up for you if you peed your pants in school.
    a best friend would pee their pants too, just so you wouldnt look so bad.
    i made it up, you can use it, dont take credit please! thx!

  2. LaX_loVe LaX_loVe
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    when you get dumped
    sure your friends might go up to him
    and say its because your gay isnt it?
    b u t m e a n d m y f r i e n d s
    we'll just go beat the crap outta him :]

  3. loveydove64564 loveydove64564
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 9:07pm UTC
    Don't worry about me darling
    Every . . . fake . . . smile
    [[Every worthless hug]]
    Every lie you told
    Made me that much stronger
    --mine :)


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  5. mewmewmew mewmewmew
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 1:16pm UTC
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  6. mewmewmew mewmewmew
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    June 17, 2009 1:29pm UTC
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  7. omgitsalexlc7777 omgitsalexlc7777
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    The earth is full of death and fear
    There are million's of reasons far and near
    One terror just introduced so new
    Is the one we now call the swine flu
    I wrote this myself

  8. omgitsalexlc7777 omgitsalexlc7777
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 1:26pm UTC
    I wasn't crying
    my eyes were
    sweating

  9. omgitsalexlc7777 omgitsalexlc7777
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 5:59pm UTC
    You can't spell studying without dying!
    I saw it on another website.

  10. omgitsalexlc7777 omgitsalexlc7777
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 6:29pm UTC
    Oooh baby
    Do you wanna get frostyy with me
    Wendy's commercial

  11. swim4life_4 swim4life_4
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 9:31am UTC
    pssttt...
    see that space between your fingers?
    yea well...
    they're supposed to be filled with my fingers.

  12. emmy_1016 emmy_1016
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Always there on the spot.
    Lookin' FINE
    being HOT
    The guys are MEAN .
    The girls are QUEENS.
    We're the TEENS of 0'13.

  13. what_if_i_still_love_him what_if_i_still_love_him
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 3:58pm UTC
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  14. xxans09xx xxans09xx
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    June 12, 2009 4:55pm UTC
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  15. JPratka1285 JPratka1285
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 4:57pm UTC
    BREAKING NEWS!!
    NASA sends probe to Uranus.
    People everywhere giggle.


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  17. skittlesxo88 skittlesxo88
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 5:15pm UTC
    So yeah....if you don't repost chain mail...
    someone weirdo is definitely gonna come find you and kill you in your sleep .... because that's just totally possible.

  18. cheerbabeeexox3 cheerbabeeexox3
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 6:18pm UTC
    && i hate it when
    **doctors tell you to drink liquids.**
    [what else am i gonna drink?! its not like i can drink solids..]
    -mine i think.... if you have a quote like
    this ill give you credit... :)

  19. cowgirl96 cowgirl96
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 7:49pm UTC
    Who is this "Life" and why are they throwing lemons at people? =)

  20. tristansgirl tristansgirl
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 7:49pm UTC
    Men are like fish
    Neither would get in trouble if they
    kept || their || mouths||shut

:)

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