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  1. misscrazy33 misscrazy33
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 10:34am UTC
    and you sir,
    you're very attractive;
    therefore, I will stare at you ♥

  2. ilovetrack97 ilovetrack97
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    OKAY WITTY GIRLS
    I need your help.
    Theres a beautiful girl on here,
    and she has been contemplating suicide.
    Please either fave this quote or comment to Pwincessmelissa
    and tell her how beautiful she is.
    show her that someone cares,
    click the fave so she doesnt
    take those pills,
    pull tht trigger,
    or make that slice.
    help me save her <3

  3. brienne brienne
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    So there's a lion and a cheetah racing,
    the cheetah wins and the lion says, "hey, you cheetah!"
    then the cheetah says, "no, stop lion!"
    ;)
    nmf/nmq

  4. pretty2me3 pretty2me3
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    OH YEAH GI R L #1
    Walk that walk!
    Show me some heel toe
    ACTIOOOOON!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. smalljajarock smalljajarock
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 6:27am UTC
    Monday
    :(
    Tuesday
    :/
    Wednesday
    :I
    Thursday
    :)
    Friday
    :D
    Saturday
    ^.^
    Sunday
    -_-

  7. hugamoose3 hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    If she was a video game,
    She'd be rated E for everyone.

  8. whynotalex whynotalex
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    How my parents got engaged true story:
    My dad was a senior in college and took my mom to a football game, he said "Watch number 39, I think he's gonna be our best man this year."
    Then she said, "Awh! That's a nice way of proposing!"
    My Dad:
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  9. ninalove405 ninalove405
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    THE AKWARD MOMENT:
    WHEN YOU SPIT ON SOMEONE WHILE UR TALKING AND YOU DONT NO WEATHER TO SAY SORRY OR JUST PRETENED U DIDNT NOTICE... LOL

  10. WesternRider WesternRider
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    DEAR HATERS,
    ╭∩╮︶︿︶╭∩╮

  11. MoonliteDreamer78 MoonliteDreamer78
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
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    Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash- slinging slasher?
    Spongebob: The slash- bringing hasher?
    Squidward: The hash- slinging slasher.
    Spongebob: The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the...
    Squidward: Yes, the hash- slinging slasher.
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    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  12. angelanna97 angelanna97
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    That Special Someone;
    You think about all the time;
    when you're in bed
    in class
    on the bus
    everywhere.
    i really like you, but you don't know.

  13. SketchyLovesNoey SketchyLovesNoey
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    I've got skittles in my mouth...
    Wanna taste the rainbow?

  14. AmyElizzabeth AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    That One person,
    that refuses to add you on Facebook no matter how many times you've talked to them.
    format credit to oddfuture
    nmf

  15. Ari1OfTheMelCheekas4U Ari1OfTheMelCheekas4U
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    NOBODY IS TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN! WHOS WITH ME?

  16. SamanthaNicolePerry SamanthaNicolePerry
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  17. mnmlover9 mnmlover9
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    4 stages of Santa:
    You believe in santa
    you dont believe in santa
    you are santa
    you look like santa.

  18. lauren_xo lauren_xo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    Guess this phrase:
    It has 8 letters,
    3 sylables,
    & will get any guy to like you.
    I play cod.
    highlght for the answer:)

  19. albaniangurl123 albaniangurl123
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    Anyone else want a Justin Bieber dart board?
    >=)

  20. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    I need a witty bestfriend
    Any takers?

:)

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