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1. whynotalex
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2011 10:41pm UTC
   You want to die early?
   Here take this cigarette.
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   this is the color for lung cancer pass it on, remember smoking can and will kill you.
   
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2. whynotalex
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 9:31pm UTC
   Rhinos are just fat unicorns..
   
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3. whynotalex
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 10:27pm UTC
   How my parents got engaged true story:
   My dad was a senior in college and took my mom to a football game, he said "Watch number 39, I think he's gonna be our best man this year."
   Then she said, "Awh! That's a nice way of proposing!"
   My Dad:
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4. whynotalex
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 6:48pm UTC
   When I was younger my sister used to tell me to play this game where I would look at girl's faces and try to find something beautiful about it. I still do it to this day. She's was was the best big sister any guy could ever ask for. I love you RIP Kelsey ♥
   
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5. whynotalex
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 6:24pm UTC
   ♔ ♕
   ♥ How about I be your KING and
   you be my QUEEN?♥
   ♕ ♔
   
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6. whynotalex
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 8:18pm UTC
   Hey!
   Who is this?
   you deleted my number ?
   You deleted my from your life so why the hell not?
   
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7. whynotalex
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 8:15pm UTC
   ❒ Single
   ❒ TakenTTTaken
   ✔Waiting for the girl of my dreams to realize that i'm the perfect guy for her.Wa WaiWW
   
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8. whynotalex
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2011 8:47pm UTC
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   Let me guess, Aang the Last Airwhale.
   
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9. whynotalex
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2011 2:27pm UTC
   She Has The Most Gorgeous Eyes
   ♥
   nmf.
   
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10. whynotalex
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    you and me are meant to be
    why cant you see that?
    ♥
    
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11. whynotalex
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 11:30am UTC
    You have no idea how much I wanna drop everything
    and meet you in the pouring rain.
    kiss you on the side walk and take away the pain.
    I'm really falling for you girl. ♥
    
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12. whynotalex
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 10:20am UTC
    ALMOST THERE.
    ALMOST OVER YOU.
    ALMOST.
    
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