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FlapJack

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Member Since: 18 Oct 2011 09:49pm

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  1. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    "For British Eyes ONLY!"

  2. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    "There's Always Money in the Banana Stand!"
    Fave if you know where this is from!

  3. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    What a kiss means.... Actually read the whole thing ♥ -Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready -Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever -Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything ... -Kiss on the Cheek = We're a cute couple -Kiss on the Hand = I adore you -Kiss on the Neck = We belong together -Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you -Kiss on the Lips = I love you What the gesture means... -Holding Hands = We definitely love each other -Slap on the Butt = That's mine -Holding on tight = I don't want to let go -Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you -Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me -Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go -Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you --Advice--- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in loveeeee. --Requirements---Post this again after reading ! Or you will have 1 bad year of relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now, and can't get them out of your head, then re-post this within 1 minute & whoever you are missing will surprise you♥

  4. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Who Else is OBSESSED with Tangled?

  5. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    In My Life,
    I've Been The Hero,
    and Once or Twice I've been the villain,
    Sometimes I've enjoyed being the fool,
    I've happily given my heart,
    I've been in some truly great battles,
    In My Mind,
    and on the playing field,
    In My Life,
    I Have been Many Men

  6. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    Scarlet, before you go through this, I want to remind you of September 7th, 1988. It was the first time that I saw you. You were reading Less Than Zero, and you were wearing a Guns 'n' Roses t-shirt. I'd never seen anything so perfect. I remember thinking that I had to have you or I'd die... then you whispered that you loved me at the homecoming dance, and I felt so peaceful... and safe... because I knew that no matter what happened, from that day on, nothing can ever be that bad... because I had you. And then I, uh... I grew up and I lost my way. And I blamed you for my failures. And I know that you think you have to do this today... but I don't want you to. But I guess... if I love you, I should let you move on. ~ 17 Again

  7. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    RaeIsAwesome
    I Loved You With A Fire Red,
    Now it's turning Blue....

  8. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    ELFYOURSELF
    the best.invention.EVER!!!!

  9. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Its Like Your Screaming,
    But no one can hear,
    You Almost feel ashamed,
    that someone could be that important,
    that without them you feel like nothing,
    No one will ever understand how much it hurts,
    you feel hopeless,
    like nothing can save you,
    and when its over and its gone,
    you almost wish you could have all that bad stuff back,
    so that you could have the good.
    nmq

  10. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    .) What is your name? Makayla 2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? Not Really 3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? A Poneh :D 4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? O.O 5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? One or Two, Maybe five ;) 6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character? OMG FEZ!!!! :D 7.)If there is a mummy standing behind you what do u do?Poke it..... 8.)what do u think of Miley Cyrus ? At This Pioint, There is nothing to think of her..... 9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? HELL YEAH!!!! 10.) Top Five Favorite Songs:Paradise, To Build A Home, Heartbeat, Marching On, The Scientist 11) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? I've thinken more about my wedding.... 12.)dinosaurs or unicorns? Unicorns, Dey Mah Hoes ;D 13.) What is your favorite musical? HairSpray <3 14.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? The store that sell Jeans that look sexy on me :) 15.) Do you think this is boring? Nor, if it was boring, i would have stopped answering..... 16.) The Wii or Xbox 360? Wii <3 17.)Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley? uh. Selenaaa, 18.) Do you know many Josh's? not really.... 19.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?I really dont Care..... 20.)Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?Outside :D cuz im an adventurererer!!!! 21.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie? THIN MINTS 22.)do u enjoy surveys? Yesh<3 23.)What do you hear at the moment? it was music, but the song ended.... 24.)whyy do you think so many people love myspace? They dont.... 25.)what do you think of people who do illegal drugs? I personally think its a bad choice, but its their descision.... 26.)do u watch the olympicsNo, although i should.... 27.)What are your top five favorite stores? Hot Topic, guess, forever 21, M.A.C, Places that smell good....

  11. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    "test ur tongue" ;)
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry

  12. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    He said and i quote
    "Hi"
    it was so wonderful it was like someone was puking rainbows into my eyes :D

  13. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    <3
    Since you have read this,
    you will be told good news tonight.
    If you dont repost this,
    your worst week starts now.

  14. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    CUTTINGYOURSELF?are you insecure about something?us witty girls, we've got your back.you are beautiful, no matter what!if you are reading this right now: you are beautiful.us girls think that, too! if you want to stopcutting, hatred, or just make girls happy:jockthisquote,thenaddyournametothelist.Every single name that is added will be in my next YouTube video,saying how wonderful & sweet you all are . ♥So, add your name & pass it on. You could save a life. ♥1. maybaby12 :)2. Jane8D3. xolivix16 (:4.thisazmazingurl5.RawrLexixD6.SorceressSecret7. 112dsfc7.Paigybecca<3*8. Ninjacookies98 (:9. FlapJack :)

  15. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    This is the name of a gorgeous witty
    sister some of us don't listen to. Honey, don't kill yourself! You are
    f*cking gorgeous! Please, PLEASE, sign your name to help show Lauren how much she means to us. If you don't, and amazing girl can die tonight. Please, take the time, and sign<3
    Signatures:
    cookii_brokii
    _Green_a_Licious
    xghlovesyuhx
    soulsilver
    Beth White
    Free_To_Dream
    time_to_run
    Walking_On_Water
    Mackenzie Ann Yerrick
    Wallenbee
    Brooksie608 (Gillian Marie)
    Kayluvssyahxoxo (Kaylin!!)
    FlapJack (Makayla)

  16. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.Now Find The Mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  17. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    i Love God and i'm not afraid to show it.... are you?
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you.
    If you have taken a minute to read this...
    God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.
    If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it,
    you are being tested. God is going to fix two things
    (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God…
    drop everything and re-post it.
    I just did!

  18. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    Today in gym they check our weight, a kid asked me what my weight was. i told him 118, which was what the scale said, he looks at me and yells "HAHA YOUR FAT" i stood there and said to him " You know a comment like that could have made a girl anorexic " He looked down and walked away. Maybe next time He'll think before he speaks. I Felt like i made a difference <3

  19. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    Type your name:makayla
    Type your name with your elbow: maszzh,zsa
    Type your name with your eyes closed:makayls
    Type your name with your nose:mqakqa l,.a
    Bash your head into the keyboard:uygh;lpjikijk,kmj
    Now repost

  20. FlapJack FlapJack
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. I just did.

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