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Princess305

  1. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    A smile can mean a thousand words,
    but it can also hide a thousand problems.

  2. Faye12 Faye12
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:08am UTC
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  3. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    That's eyeliner?
    sorry, I thought you were attacked by a permanent marker.

  4. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Dear McDonalds cashier,
    DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. THERE'S NO AGE LIMIT TO A HAPPY MEAL.
    Sincerely, don't forget the toy.

  5. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    If a girl puts the effort to text you first,
    The least you could do is try to keep the conversation going, bro.

  6. aosias23 aosias23
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Admit it
    Every time you read a book , you always look at how many pages and chapter's there are.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    What comes after 69?
    Normal person:
    Seventy.
    Me:
    Mouth wash.

  8. winkedyesterday5 winkedyesterday5
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:32pm UTC
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  9. Banana_apple Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    ‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
    13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
    16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
    18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
    25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
    30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
    50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
    70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You only have 1 mom.
    Fave this if you appreciate
    & love your mom!
    nmq

  10. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Me: "You're cute when you're mad."
    Her: "Yeah well I'm about to get real f*cking adorable."

  11. youdontknowme11 youdontknowme11
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC
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    Dear people who write on bathroom walls, I don't care who you love. I'm just trying to pee. ♥

  12. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    crying doesn't indicate that you're weak.
    since birth, it has been a sign
    that you're alive.

  13. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    It took me a while
    but I'm over you
    It was hard
    But I've moved on
    I've honestly never thought
    It was possiblehowhow how h

  14. Tae14 Tae14
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    If someone did something bad
    enough to make you remove
    them from your life, dont be
    silly enought to let them back
    in it.Don't be foolish and let them back in.

  15. broadwaybabyxox broadwaybabyxox
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    When a woman says "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you, she's giving you a chance to change what you said.

  16. giraffesRawesome giraffesRawesome
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    I wish I could go back to the day I met you
    and | just | walk | away
    Cause, honestly it would of saved me so much
    [hurt & pain ]
    [♥]

  17. xxmusicxxgirl xxmusicxxgirl
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    “There comes a day, when you realize turning the page is the best feeling in the world.”

  18. IHangWithDSNOP IHangWithDSNOP
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Studying
    Notice how they conveniently put 'dying' at the end of the word.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. xcountrygirl7 xcountrygirl7
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    the awkward moment when there's an awkward moment and everyone knows it's an awkward moment and someone makes the awkward moment more awkward by saying "well this is awkward."
    *mindblown.*

  20. returninghome returninghome
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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