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1. Banana_apple
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 6:51am UTC
   '50 Shades of Grey' made more money than all the 'Harry Potter' books combined.
   wtf? Facepalm
   
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2. Banana_apple
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 10:28pm UTC
   That annoying student that makes you want to throw a brick at their face.
   
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3. Banana_apple
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 4:05am UTC
   It's funny how the 1D fans can express themselves but the haters can't without being attacked by fanatics.
   -tsk-
   
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4. Banana_apple
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   To Mum&Dad,
   I’ll make you proud one day,
   I promise.
   
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5. Banana_apple
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 7:37am UTC
   You are not ignoring anyone
   When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them.
   (lmaoo for those who havent seen this yet, go to "people you are ignoring option")
   tsk tsk tsk. this made me crack up.
   
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6. Banana_apple
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 7:30am UTC
   It's trueeeeee.
   I did it...
   I made a quote about not being a fan of one direction and i got hated for it.
   My faith in humanity is not restored and will not be restored for a while.
   
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7. Banana_apple
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 7:20am UTC
   Me
   I'm not a fan of One Direction.
   I don't even know what the hell "Drake and Josh" is.
   I've never had a boyfriend.
   I can't stand conceited people.
   I'm not a fan of "Miley Cyrus" or "Demi Lovato"
   I believe age is just a number unless someone has the intention to commit pedophilia.
   I stereotype A LOT!
   I've cut my arms.
   I'm depressed at times.
   But thats me and they're my flaws.
   
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8. Banana_apple
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 6:59am UTC
   How does One Direction save someones life? Not being offensive but i was just wondering. Their songs are like every other song and yet they're saving people's lives. lol
   "you dont know your beautiful"
   Fanatics: OMG OMG I AM LIKE SOO NOT DEPRESSED ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M LIKE BEAUTIFUL...
   Hate all you want but my opinion won't change.
   Facepalm.
   
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9. Banana_apple
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 4:40am UTC
   Ha thats funny, but im not going to laugh because i hate you.
   
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10. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 2:56am UTC
    ♥ Step one you say we need to talk
    He walks you say sit down its just a talk
    He smiles politely back at you
    You stare politely right on through
    ~how to save a life~
    Nmf
    
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11. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:09am UTC
    S(hes) Br(ok)en.
    
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12. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 2:50am UTC
    Interview with Justin Bieber (true true true, search it)
    Radio interviewer: When i heard 'Boyfriend' for the first time i thought it was Justin Timberlakes song.
    Justin Bieber: Man that's crazy because our voices arent even alike. I don't take that as a compliment because being compared to other singers isn't a compliment.
    Radio Interviewer: Oh i'm sorry, i didn't mean to offend you. So what do you think about Harry Styles liking old women? You would have to keep your mum away. (laughs)
    Justin Bieber: Excuse me? Umm You better keep your mum away!
    Radio Interviewer: My mums dead.
    Justin Bieber: (hangs up)
    Wtf?? At least say sorry justin!!
    
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13. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:46am UTC
    Lets just die young,"♥"
    or lets just live forever,
    We don't have the power,
    but we never say never.
    formats for y ou
    
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14. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:40am UTC
    Do you know how many friggin' times i've cried for you?
    
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15. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:37am UTC
    Tell Me
    When I am no longer needed
    &
    I shall go.
    
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16. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:35am UTC
    I'm secretly falling apart :(
    
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17. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    It's better to not expect anything,
    then you won't be so disappointed.
    
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18. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 1:38am UTC
    I cried because i had no shoes,
    unTil i met a man who had no feet...
    nmf
    
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19. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 1:58am UTC
    Why I don’t look out the window at night
    1% afraid of the dark
    99% afraid another face might look at me
    
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20. Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 1:55am UTC
    That awkward moment when you realise Dora has more freedom than you.
    
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