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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 3:49am UTC
    things are going very badly when:
    your dog laughs when it sees you naked.

  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    I hate texting people
    who don't use smileys. I feel like i'm texting an emotionless robot.

  3. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    [♥][♥][♥]
    Studying:
    The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby
    [♥][♥][♥]

  4. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
    Dear iPod,
    When I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my favorite songs.
    Sincerely, next, next, next, next, next.
    nmq
    ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬ ♬
    ©FunkyMonkeyFormats

  6. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    Just Let me Know.
    Do you like me, or NOT?♥

  7. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you try to grab somebody sexy & tell them 'hey' but your hand hits the mirror.♥
    fave if you get it(;

  8. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    I like you. :) Do you like me?
    No.
    :(
    You never asked if I loved you...
    Aww, do you love me? :)
    No.
    nmf/nmq

  9. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    As I'm Concerned Your Just Another Picture To
    BURN
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by Death.

  10. taranalessia taranalessia
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    That one boy in your grade
    That everyone says you
    look cute with,, <3
    Nmf :)

  11. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    The nicest people
    always seem to be the saddest.

  12. nikkilove7 nikkilove7
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Please read this:
    Girl: "We're going over 100, slow down, I'm scared."
    Boy: "No, this is fun."
    Girl: "No it's not,please slow down. It's scary."
    Boy: "Do you love me?"
    Girl:"Yes of course, since day one!"
    Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
    Girl: I love you...now slow down please."
    Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
    **girl hugs him tight**
    Guy:"Can you take my helmet on and put it on, its bugging me."
    In the paper the next day, a article said that a motorcycle crashed
    into a building because of break failure. Two people, a guy and a
    girl were involved but only the girl survived. Halfway down the
    road, the guy had realized his brakes had broke, but he didn't want to scare the girl, so he didn't say anything. So, he made the
    girl say she loved him, and to feel her hug one last time. Then he
    let her wear his helmet so she would live...even if it mean he would die.
    Fave if you think this is so cute♥

  13. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    Life's too awesome
    ____________________
    TO WASTE YOUR TIME WORRYING
    about somebody who doesn't treat you right.

  14. dancexlovexbieber dancexlovexbieber
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    No, he's not the hottest guy.
    he's not the star quaterback.
    he's not the funniest guy in the world.
    But, to me, he's perfect.♥

  15. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    MOM, I'M HUNGRY.
    "what do you want to eat?"
    food.

  16. Chelsea5757 Chelsea5757
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    The awkward moment when your sarcasm isn`t understood in a text.

  17. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Todays date is the same as it is backwards
    11.02.2011

  18. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    You should never
    be afraid to fall. Just make sure you have the strength to
    pick yourself back up.
    nmf

  19. FLABO1 FLABO1
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    {♥} this if. . .
    You like old songs better then new(:
    format credit: Sandrasurus

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    If I Spoke My Mind,
    I wouldn't be here right now. everyone would have
    g o t t e n t o g e t h e r & m u r d e r e d m e

:)

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