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1. superitalian8
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 9:24pm UTC
   That awkward moment when your crush asks you
   "who do you like?"
   
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2. Shine_With_Me
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 7:18pm UTC
   It feels like
   you took a pen, and wrote
   your name on my heart.
   Because no matter how hard i try,
   I can't erase it.
   
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3. 2WriteLOVEonMyArms
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 10:09pm UTC
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4. jdbieberfacts
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 7:13pm UTC
   bieber fact #117
   Mariah Yeater is claiming that Justin is the father of her baby and is demanding
   a paternity test. She says she was 19 and he was 16 when he got her pregnant.
   ♥
   (Fave if you think her story is fake, comment if you believe her.)
   
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5. loveismymiddlename
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 7:07pm UTC
   And I Really Want To Know . . .
   What Crossed Your Mind When You Found Out I Liked You? ♥
   
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6. BEACHYLOVE
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 8:31pm UTC
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7. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 11:39pm UTC
   Boy: Heey
   Girl: Hi
   Boy: I wanna be more than friends..
   Girl: YOU MEAN BEST FRIENDSS?!?`
   Boy: no, more :)
   Girl: OHHHH MEGA BESTFRIENDS! :D
   nmf
   nmq
   
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8. Ralph*
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2011 3:13pm UTC
   Don't be the girl chasing a million
   guys, have a million guys chase you.♥
   
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9. walking_on_sunshine
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 9:17pm UTC
   She's
   broken
   because
   she
   believed
   
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10. tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    weed is not a drug, it's a plant.
    therefore, i'm not a drug dealer,
    i'm a florist.
    LMFAO.
    i bet that person was high when they said it.
    
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11. OliviaHatesSluts
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:37pm UTC
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12. Sonny84
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    STOP MOVING
    I am trying to read your shirt!
    ♥
    
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13. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    Bacon is bacon
    eggs are eggs.
    Don't let a guy in between your legs,
    he says your cute,
    he says your fine,
    Nine months later,
    He will say it's not mine♥.
    
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14. emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    When I look at myself,
    all I can think is,
    ew.
    
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15. MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    may your problems
    LAST ONLY AS LONG AS A KARDASHIAN MARRIAGE.
    
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16. walking_on_sunshine
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Girl: If you where my husband, I would poison your coffee.
    Boy: If you where my wife, I would drink it.
    
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17. BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    I want to watch a scary movie with you
    That way I can sit extra close to you, no explanation, because I’m just scared ♥
    
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18. xoarianaxo
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Mascara always beats boys.. Cause when a boy walks,
    Mascara runs .
    ♥
    
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19. l0v3isourweapon
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    "Does this make me look fat?"
    "No, your fat makes you look fat."
    
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20. xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    I Don't Know
    what I've been doing, but lately I've been p u s h i n g a w a y
    the people that mean the most to me
    
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