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pinkcrayon
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 1:02pm UTC

"Would you like a table?"
"No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please."
-_-
nmf

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harrypotterlover42
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC

MEANWHILE, AT THE CORNUCOPIA...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
nmq, tumblr thought it was funny.

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xxBestDayEverxx
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 2:23pm UTC

*Watching The Hunger Games with
my friend who never read the books*
her: Who's he and is he drunk?
her: did the black girl die!?
her: Where's Peter?
me: PEETA
her: Who's Katchisses' friend again? With the black hair?
her: I thought Katchisses lived in the Capitol, where is she?
her: What is the Hunger Games anyways?
her: Did Peeter die?!
Me: PEETA
Her: When does The Hunger Games 2 come out?
Me: -________-
Her: Howd those dogs get there?
her: I don't get this.
Her: This is so unrealistic.
Her: WTF DO THESE PEOPLE WEAR.
Her: How did she know to hit the apples?
Her: Are those MockingBay birds real?
Her: So does Peter and her get together?
Me: PEETA. -______-
Watching it
with her =
hardest
thing I've ever
done.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 11:27am UTC

Person dies in movie;
"Eh. They probably desevered it."
Dog dies in movie;
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID THE DOG DO?!"

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 6:56pm UTC

I wonder how on bikes arrest people?
"Alright, now get in the basket."

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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BrokenSmile__
posted a quote
July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 1:29pm UTC

░░░░
Everytime I have plans or
go on vacation I always
get my period.
just me?
Format by Sandrasaurus/my quote

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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itslashellebitchezz
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC

Looking at the clock when
your home from school, sick,
and thinking;
"I'm in ____ class right now."
only me..?

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Nessazhere
posted a quote
December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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