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  1. ForeverLovely ForeverLovely
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    May 22, 2012 10:17pm UTC
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  2. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    I know that I'm going to cry on the last day of school

  3. TonyaB20 TonyaB20
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Don't Chase
    Something
    You're Not Ready To Catch

  4. justgivemeonemorechance justgivemeonemorechance
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Today I realized I would
    rather regret trying
    something and failing then never trying at all

  5. famous_13 famous_13
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Maybe the reason your dick is so small is because you took half of it and
    shoved it into your personality.

  6. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Your eyes melt me.Your words make me freeze.Your walk makes me stop.Your mouth makes me unable to breathe. You play me like a violin.You never leave me be.You lead me on everyday.As if it should be normal to me. Just remember when I'm taken,& you see what you missed.That I always wanted you,To be my first kiss. nmf

  7. udontknowme12 udontknowme12
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Me: Get out get out get out of my head...
    Friend: AND FALL INTO MY ARMS INSTEAD!
    Me: Their voices are getting me pregnant right now
    Friend: What?!
    Me: What?
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: I LIKE CARROTS!!!

  8. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when you break up with a guy you really like because they dont talk to you and then you really want them back but they dont want you back


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  10. SarahsCloudySkies SarahsCloudySkies
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    You can act like people's friends to their faces,
    but then hate them behind their backs.
    What kind of person does that make you?

  11. AlwaysAwesomeNinjaUnicornz AlwaysAwesomeNinjaUnicornz
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    for once i want to read a medication bottle that says
    MAY CAUSE EXTREME SEXINESS

  12. BunniNinja BunniNinja
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Someone will always be prettier.
    Someone will always be smarter.
    Someone will always be younger.
    But they will never be you.

  14. Yeahbuddy Yeahbuddy
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    you saw me walk in..
    and now you can see me walk out..
    :)

  15. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    I'm so cool,
    popsicles are jealous.
    thebrokensmile's format


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. BlondieLoveMeOrHateMe1 BlondieLoveMeOrHateMe1
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    I don't understand our relationship. Sometimes we're friends, sometimes we're more than friends, and sometimes I'm a complete stranger to you.
    -Story Of My LIFE

  18. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    ROSES ARE RED.
    BACON IS RED.
    POEMS ARE HARD.
    BACON.
    nmq

  19. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Everything you imagine is real :)

  20. anniecuellar anniecuellar
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    baby
    you light up my world like nobody else

:)

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