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Member Since: 15 May 2012 08:03pm

Last Seen: 30 Oct 2012 05:57pm

user id: 300041

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Hey there I'm Haley,and my bff is lovelyme so check her out! I'm 17 years old,and love basketball,soccer,volley ball, and track! I'm a person who loves writing inspirational quotes!
I have a couple of more friends on here which are:
starfhish_10
(make sure you it spell like that)
blaklieg
lovelyme
and
onedirection
they are all great so make sure to look up their quotes!!
thanks
I am loving witty so much!!


HACKED!!!!! this is lovelyme... this is the most awesome girl in the world!!!! please follow her,fave her quotes,or chat with her!! she's super nice,loves to be everyones friend!!gosh girl your my bffl,and i love you girly!! your quotes crack me up,and your an amazing girl to hang out with!!

<3lovelyme(paisly)
  1. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    i love you you love me were a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me to
    -barney

  2. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?

  3. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    when u think the guy actually likes you and the next day it turns out he played you

  4. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. She keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out.
    A guy walks up behind her and says, "Can I please use the machine?"
    "Buzz off!" she says. "Can't you see I'm winning?"

  5. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
    The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
    The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
    She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

  6. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

  7. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

  8. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

  9. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

  10. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    your gonna love me like a fat tick loves a lazy dog

  11. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 7:45am UTC
    Boredom is so boring

  12. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    when you love someone go after them

  13. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    my sister: your ugly
    me: your lookin pretty good... that is for a gorilla

  14. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    When I see you smile, and know it is not for me, then that is when I will miss you the most

  15. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

  16. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.

  17. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and think of you

  18. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
    Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
    Walk beside me and be my friend."

  19. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

  20. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    It is summer and you don't get to spend with one of the best people in your life becaus they are in a completely differnt state... lovely me you are like a sister to me<3

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