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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6957929
Try acting more like Young Kobe.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6939946
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ocean pixie* · 8 years ago on quote 6939946
That man completely ruined the song
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6939799
Drake be like, all these instruments and you still played me..
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motz_ztom* · 8 years ago on quote 6939799
Or he'd try to sound smart and say, the square root of 69 is 8 something..
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6939799
You mean drake, right?
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motz_ztom* · 8 years ago on quote 6939799
HAHAHAHAHAHA, him too.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6939799
Drake be like, all these instruments and you still played me..
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motz_ztom* · 8 years ago on quote 6939799
Or he'd try to sound smart and say, the square root of 69 is 8 something..
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6936545
Ask them to dance? You know the answer to that question, make it happen.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6936545
Advise? There's nothing to give advice on, you're going to a disco party?
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RaZor shøt §* · 8 years ago on quote 6936545
you know :P how to i get a dance with some chicks etc (haha that sentence sounded messed up in my head )
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6936545
Ask them to dance? You know the answer to that question, make it happen.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
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* Sabaism * · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
You listen here you lil shít. She looks nice no matter what she's wearing. For you to say 'no' proves you are ignorant and blind. Please proceed to fúck yourself with that díldo you love so much.
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*AngelsAreBadass* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
And this is why you're amazing.
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* Sabaism * · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
Dude. You're so cool. Can we be like. Friends. With benefits. Yea. That sounds nice
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*AngelsAreBadass* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
Erm... Some other time? I'm trying to keep me to myself... Not in that way. ._.

Never mind... I think you get it.
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* Sabaism * · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
Oooh. I see. mastúrbation is more fun for you. Okay.
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meow* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
You're perfect. Thanks so much.
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* Sabaism * · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
Not perfect. Píssed. There's a difference.
You, m'lady are perfect.
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meow* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
Nah ignore him.and thanks perfectness
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ellie 🌸* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
You're so rude! She looks beautiful.
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meow* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
Thanks :)
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ellie 🌸* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
No prob, it's just the truth c:
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meow* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
Thanks :)
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
Hell No. You Do Not Say That To Her. She Looks Beautiful, Thank You.
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meow* · 8 years ago on quote 6920195
Well hello again
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6918212
Sorry.
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dogfish · 8 years ago on quote 6918212
You should be.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6917613
add me, qd3d
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Halo Angel1* · 8 years ago on quote 6917613
okie dokie
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6917613
What's your gamertag? I'll play l4d with you.
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Halo Angel1* · 8 years ago on quote 6917613
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6917613
add me, qd3d
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Halo Angel1* · 8 years ago on quote 6917613
okie dokie
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6914757
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkHI1hGvWRY
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6914730
ty
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KingdomMinded16 · 8 years ago on quote 6914730
Oh my gosh you're so welcome!
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6909292
Got'em
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6899213
unless you're hot, then you can be trashy.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6899228
Firetruck?
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zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)* · 8 years ago on quote 6899228
yes that too!
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6897317
You can't remember a time you almost died..
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 8 years ago on quote 6897317
Well I can. I just don't remember how old I was or where I was. I remembered what happen though. I was like 5. Difficult to remember things from 9 years ago without it being pieces.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6892762
That's a lie.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6872025
me
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AllieSmith7 · 8 years ago on quote 6872025
What's your Skype?? :O
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6860580
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ThatWeirdGirl* · 8 years ago on quote 6860580
Yeah but what if I were forced to sit next to him? And to make things worse its my lunch class so I'll have to spend even more time around him. And it is misssociallyawkward.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 8 years ago on quote 6859996
Alright.
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:)

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