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  1. klovestoswim klovestoswim
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    And though we're not sure
    why,
    On December 14, 2012,
    26 angels
    learned to
    fly

  2. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 1:56pm UTC
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    TOMS
    format credit to: sophsunflower12

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    14 boyfriends....
    THAT'S HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS TAYLOR SWIFT HAS HAD IN THE
    Past four years.
    w h i l e I ' v e h a d Z E R O .

  4. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:05pm UTC
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  5. robsssX robsssX
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    I hate noisy eaters.
    You are HUMAN, not a cement mixer.

  6. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged
    me into a warehouse.
    I’m still waiting for him to say it’s a Febreeze commercial.

  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    A MAN MARRYING ANOTHER MAN IS NOT OKAY
    >>>BUT CARRYING AROUND GUNS FOR NO REASON IS?

  8. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    It's proven that cracking your knuckles will have no effect to cause arthritis.
    Haha mom!
    *crack* *crack*

  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    I accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account?

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:37pm UTC
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  11. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Am I the only one who has literally cried over math before

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    when a girl changes in front of you:
    1) she is really interested in you
    2) you're level 99 friendzoned.
    3) she's pretty sure you're gay.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
    dogs run and they live for 15 years.
    turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years.
    lesson learned.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    why are all social sites blue?
    because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.

  15. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    NO REASON TO STAY IS A
    good reason to go.
    -------------------- ---

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    I have to carry my phone around 24/7
    just in case nobody texts me

  17. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 3:47pm UTC
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    afrooo stylee.

  18. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 8:55pm UTC
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  19. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Romney or Obama?
    Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

:)

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