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SalemSoto
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August 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC

If Wittyprofiles,Google,& Youtube were school
subjects,my parents would be so proud of me.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:36pm UTC

The "I've missed you so much hug".

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SalemSoto
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August 1, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I crave a love so deep the ocean would be jealouse.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Going back to school in 2 weeks, greaaat.

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silvergirl
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:15pm UTC

“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.
“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.
Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Dreaming bout' the day...
When you wake up ☀
And find that what your,
LOOKING for...
♥ Has been here the whole time.

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silvergirl
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:20pm UTC

I'm one of those people,
who has a new injury everytime you see them.

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rebecca*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC

ok but at least i dont post quotes that are made up stories posted just to get compliments

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PhilLester
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:07pm UTC

"Recovery is not possible without honesty. I spent years hiding and lying about my addiction. A huge weight was lifted from me when I could look at my friends, family and band in the eye and tell them what was really going on. It didn’t feel like I had some sort of double life anymore. I don’t want that feeling in any aspect of my life again."
-Spencer Smith on winning his battle with addiction

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liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 6:22pm UTC

I don't think I have anything else for you to take.
Sorry.

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p0kemon
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 6:40pm UTC

志向
ambition

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liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 6:59pm UTC

I don't think I have anything else for you to take.
Sorry.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Quote: "I don't see why everyone on here
thinks they're so ugly. I have no seen one
ugly person on here."
Wittians: lol then you've never seen me xP
What's the point of commenting that?
Do you think they're just going to comment back
"Oh s.hit, you're right. Sorry, I completely missed your
profile picture. Jesus Christ you are an ugly f.uck.
Like d.amn, like, I mean daaaammn. Ugly as sin."
or do you just want them to tell you you're pretty or?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 6:57pm UTC

There is a special place in heaven
for people who upload full albums to youtube.

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StitchTheseWounds
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:27pm UTC

Justin Bieber: *Attacks paparazzi*
Society: It's okay. The fame gets celebrities sometime. He just needs a little guidance.
Black Veil Brides: *Calls out on haters*
Society: Damn trash band. I can't believe young people find these guys as role models. They should just let the haters hate and not do anything about it.

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rebecca*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:18pm UTC

But what's one more blow
to a man that's ten feet tall.
What's one more heart
to the boy who broke them all.

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burning*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:16pm UTC

You ask for my help, but don't take my advice?

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rebecca*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:20pm UTC

And now you tell me you hate me
like it's something I haven't heard a million times before.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 9:20pm UTC

dad: who is your best teacher?
me: google.

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