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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC

*Me if I ever become famous*
Interviewer: So, what was your childhood like?
Me: It's very vague in my memory.
Me: All I remember is signing up for a quote website.
Me: I believe it was called Kitty Profiles, or Witty Cats.
Me: Or Witty Profiles. Yes, I think that was it.
Interviewer: Yes?
Me: It was fun at first, but after a couple of months it took over my life.
Me: I'm still going to therapy for it.
Me: Very tragic.
Interviewer: ...inspiring

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njenn19
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 7:35am UTC

i like my men
i like my tea
hot and british
with some irish creme

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njenn19
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 7:07am UTC

everyone can love but not everyone can have...

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njenn19
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:54am UTC

ima llama, you're a llama, kissed a llama, on a llama, with another little llama, llama, llama, duck <3

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Pretty_Petal
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 12:53pm UTC

You Cant
Buy Happiness
But
You Can
Buy Cupcakes
And Thats Kind Of
The Same Thing

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 11:26am UTC

SHE DREAMED OF PARA, PARA,
paradise,
EVERY TIME SHE
closed her eyes.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Whenever my friends curse at their parents
All I can think about is how I would be crucified if I disrespected my parents like that.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 3:18pm UTC

My sister literally has a list of guys who like her.
My sister is told she is gorgeous everyday.
My sister has plans to hang out with people almost everyday.
Where did I go wrong?

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chocomickey14
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people
Too attractive to date ugly people

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WittyRewarder
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 5:13am UTC

hopeless_romantic444
"I know it's hard but you'll get through it. Stay strong hun ily."
-chocomickey14
(follow these people please!)

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i_eat_rainbows
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 5:17am UTC

I'm not afraid of
Heights, Deep Water or Love
I'm afraid of
Falling, Drowning and a Broken Heart

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 5:34am UTC

If everyone could just..
stop using that stupid follow button in their quotes
that would be great.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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sksx9
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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BrokenSmile__
posted a quote
July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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