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i_eat_rainbows

1. i_eat_rainbows
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2013 5:16am UTC
   I'm not a perfect person,
   I make a lot of mistakes
   but I still love those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am.
   
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2. i_eat_rainbows
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2013 5:11am UTC
   The worst feeling is when
   someone makes you feel special
   then suddenly leaves you
   hanging and
   you have to act
   like you don't care at all
   
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3. i_eat_rainbows
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   August 5, 2013 4:53am UTC
   Grief
   is a f5i5v5e letter word
   
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4. i_eat_rainbows
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 12:27am UTC
   Just remember... If the world didn't suck, then we'd fall off it
   
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5. i_eat_rainbows
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 12:25am UTC
   People have a right to be stupid,
   but some abuse that privilege.
   
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6. i_eat_rainbows
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 12:22am UTC
   Someday your prince charming will come.
   Mine just took a wrong turn,
   got lost,
   and is too stubborn to ask for
   directions.
   
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7. i_eat_rainbows
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 12:18am UTC
   9 Things I Hate About Everyone
   1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
   2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
   3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
   4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
   5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
   6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
   7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
   8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
   9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
   
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8. i_eat_rainbows
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 12:15am UTC
   What each kiss means
   -Kiss on the forehead: We're cute together
   -Kiss on the cheek: We're friends
   -Kiss on the hand: I adore you
   -Kiss on the neck: I want you, now
   -Kiss on the shoulder: You're perfect
   -Kiss on the lips: I Love You
   
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9. i_eat_rainbows
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2013 12:08am UTC
   “It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past.”
   — Jim Bishop
   
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10. i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Be FREE
    
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11. i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 6:28am UTC
    Thanks to the People who bother to read my quotes
    Both the ones that really matter and those that don't
    Love Ya
    
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12. i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 5:45am UTC
    To all those people who know what it is like to have lost a family member.
    I love my sister Billy even though she is not here anymore.
    She's in a better place.
    When I was 14 and she was 15 she developed a lung cancer.
    She lost that battle weeks before her 16th birthday.
    That's when I wrote the poem, which I read at her funeral.
    I told the truth that none of us wanted.
    Love you Billy XXX
    One day we found
    The tumor now bound
    The horrid cancer biting at her lungs
    Never again to be safe and sound
    That’s when we said: Billy you need a hero
    She started to fade
    The suggestions were made
    She accepted the treatment
    Which started more pain
    That’s when we said: Billy don’t be a hero
    My sister was gone
    From this world she was torn
    A light now shining from heaven
    My sister in this world no more
    That’s when I said: Billy you’re a hero
    ALL MINE
    Please Do Not Take
    
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13. i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 4:27am UTC
    FOLLOWS??
    
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14. i_eat_rainbows
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    June 1, 2013 4:13am UTC
    Stars Can't Shine
    Without Darkness
    NMQ
    
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15. i_eat_rainbows
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    June 1, 2013 3:46am UTC
    There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
    
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16. i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 3:44am UTC
    Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips
    
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17. i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:16am UTC
    When writing the story of your life
    Don't let anyone else hold the pen
    
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18. i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 5:47am UTC
    Starkle starkle little twink
    Who the hell are you to think
    I'm not under what you call
    The alchofluence of incohol
    I'm just a little slort of sheep
    I'm not drunk like thinkle peep
    I don't know who is me yet
    But the drunker I stand here,
    The longer I get
    So just give me one more drink to fill my cup
    Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up
    
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19. i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 5:17am UTC
    I'm not afraid of
    Heights, Deep Water or Love
    I'm afraid of
    Falling, Drowning and a Broken Heart
    
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20. i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:37am UTC
    Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios
    
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