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  1. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    Today my mom told me that when I was only two, she told me that an eraser was used to make things dissapear, apparently I immediately started to rub my sister with an eraser. I was a smart kid.
    ~MLIA~

  2. nevershoutaerial nevershoutaerial
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    Pencil: I'm really sorry.
    Eraser: For what?
    Pencil: I'm sorry that you get hurt because
    of me. Whenever I make a mistake you're
    there to correct it. But as you make my
    mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself.
    You get smaller and smaller each time.
    Eraser: That's true, but I don't mind. You
    see, I was made to do this. I was made
    to help you when you do something wrong.
    Even though, one of these days, I'll be gone
    and you'll have to replace me with a new
    one, I'm happy that I get to do this for you.
    And honestly, many would be happy to do
    this for you. You just need to find the right
    eraser.

  3. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    our phones fall,
    we panic
    .
    our friends fall,
    we laugh.

  4. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2009 12:57pm UTC
    WHY SHOULD I DO MY MAKEUP?
    why should i do my hair?
    it's not likexotomorrow
    [ you'll suddenly start to care ]

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    When I say
    "The other day"
    It can mean any time
    From yesterday to 364 days ago.

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    LAUGHING SO HARD,
    you feel your
    6 pack coming in.

  7. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 1:51am UTC
    When l grow up,
    I want to still be friends with my bestfriend,
    and be that awesome adult that her kids love.
    Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Feeling safe
    When you are hugging a boy
    Taller than you.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  9. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    that moment when;
    your crush is guessing who you like
    and the whole time you're thinking
    "It's you stupid."

  10. xlovedreamerx9 xlovedreamerx9
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:01pm UTC
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    That look your friends give you when
    someone attractive walks in.
    ------------------------
    *nmf

  11. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    "Are you ok?"
    "Yeah... I'm just tired"
    T orn apart
    I nscure
    R eally faking my smile
    E xtreamly sad
    D rownin in my tears
    .....yea just tired.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Dad to his son
    "Next time the bully ask for your money,
    Tell him you left it on his mother's dresser ."

  13. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Am i the only one,
    who didn't know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?

  14. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Running Witty has probably convinced Steve
    That he never wants to raise teenaged daughters.

  15. katastrophe09 katastrophe09
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 9:10am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. doodles0013 doodles0013
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    & You sir,
    are very attractive.
    Therefore, I will stare at you.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    The worst thing a boy could do to
    a girl?
    Well personally, I think it's to ignore her
    while she is loving you
    with all her heart
    -Liam Payne
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    just saw a facebook status;
    "who cares that steve jobs is dead?! what has he ever done for me?!"
    - Via FaceBook for iPhone
    LMFAO.

  19. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Coughing in front of smokers
    to make them feel guilty that they're dirtying my air
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  20. xotristy12xo xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    *After school, the day you wear a new shirt*
    Mom: Did everyone love your new shirt?
    Me: Yeah, mom everyone saw it and worshiped the ground I walked on

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