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NiPaRa126
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April 24, 2013 11:30am UTC

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them

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NiPaRa126
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April 20, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Not all "goodbyes" are sad.
Example: Goodbye class.

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NiPaRa126
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April 20, 2013 7:49pm UTC

It doesn't matter how ready you are.
The toaster will ALWAYS scare you.

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NiPaRa126
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April 21, 2013 5:11pm UTC

That awkward moment when you drop something in a store and it won't fit back onto the shelf.

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NiPaRa126
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April 21, 2013 5:35pm UTC

"Guys, please be quiet! I'm calling my Mom.
Person in the background: Pass the WEED!

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NiPaRa126
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April 21, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Right before I die, I'm going to say:
"I left a million dollars in the..."

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NiPaRa126
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April 22, 2013 10:28am UTC

I've always wanted to hop into a Taxi and yell, "Follow that car!".

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NiPaRa126
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April 23, 2013 5:31pm UTC

When the slowest reader gets asked to read aloud in class I'm like "AEN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!".

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NiPaRa126
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April 23, 2013 5:37pm UTC

I'm not kidding, but one time our teacher let us sleep for half an hour in class.. :] That's right, be jealous ;]

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NiPaRa126
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April 24, 2013 11:25am UTC

Shopkeeper: Hey, are you buying that?
Me: No, I'm stealing it. I just wanted to see if that's okay with you.

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NiPaRa126
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April 20, 2013 7:54pm UTC

On the phone with Mom:
Yep. Ok. Alright. Yeah. Okay. Right. Yes. I will. Ok. Alright. Right. Yes. I will. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Ok. I will. Alright. Yeah. Right. Okay. Yes. I will. Love you too. Bye.

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fallenangel*
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April 22, 2013 11:24am UTC

I love everybody
some i love to be around
some i love to avoid and
others i would love to
punch in the face

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tears_like_rain
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April 20, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Wanting to reply to a text as quickly as you can, but not wanting to look desperate.

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cocopuffs
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April 20, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Cleaning my room:
1% Cleaning
30% Complaining
69% Playing With Stuff I Found

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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