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NiPaRa126

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Member Since: 30 Dec 2011 06:27pm

Last Seen: 31 Jul 2013 06:41am

Location: Ireland

Gender: F

user id: 257466

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I like food
  1. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    Honey Boo Boo's Mom has a boyfriend and you're still single.
    ...
    ........
    ..............
    Just let that sink in for a minute.
    ..
    ..................

  2. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Didn't care yesterday, Don't give a sh*t today, Probably won't give a f*ck tomorrow.

  3. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 11:30am UTC
    I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them

  4. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 11:25am UTC
    Shopkeeper: Hey, are you buying that?
    Me: No, I'm stealing it. I just wanted to see if that's okay with you.

  5. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    I'm not kidding, but one time our teacher let us sleep for half an hour in class.. :] That's right, be jealous ;]

  6. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    When the slowest reader gets asked to read aloud in class I'm like "AEN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!".

  7. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:29am UTC
    I'm going to change my name on Facebook to "Benefits". So when you accept my request, it will say, "You are now friends with benefits".

  8. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Music teacher: What is your favourite musical instrument?
    Me: The Lunch bell.

  9. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:23am UTC
    When my name is on a Maths problem:
    Whole class: *Stares at me*.
    Me: That's right b*tches, I bought 90 watermelons.

  10. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:18am UTC
    To do list:
    1. Buy a parrot.
    2. Teach it to say, "Help! I've turned into a parrot!".
    3. Leave it in a public area.

  11. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 10:28am UTC
    I've always wanted to hop into a Taxi and yell, "Follow that car!".

  12. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    Right before I die, I'm going to say:
    "I left a million dollars in the..."

  13. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    "Guys, please be quiet! I'm calling my Mom.
    Person in the background: Pass the WEED!

  14. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you drop something in a store and it won't fit back onto the shelf.

  15. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!

  16. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    On the phone with Mom:
    Yep. Ok. Alright. Yeah. Okay. Right. Yes. I will. Ok. Alright. Right. Yes. I will. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Ok. I will. Alright. Yeah. Right. Okay. Yes. I will. Love you too. Bye.

  17. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    It doesn't matter how ready you are.
    The toaster will ALWAYS scare you.

  18. NiPaRa126 NiPaRa126
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Not all "goodbyes" are sad.
    Example: Goodbye class.

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