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NeverGonnaBePerfect

  1. Confessions_of_a_dancer7 Confessions_of_a_dancer7
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Heres to the Girls:
    to the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who don't always get there way. Who don't get everything they want. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them they are beautiful.
    nmq.

  2. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Real Relationship:
    Girl: Here's your phone. You have a text message
    Boy: Babe. Just check it for me.
    Facebook
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

  3. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    I want you to know something,
    but I don't want to tell you, so I'll just let the
    first three words of this sentence explain it.♥

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise.

  5. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice is the sexiest shiz ever. ;)

  6. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Boys Who #27
    insist that they won the "I love you more" fights.

    make my day and follow/comment me? thanksss ~~~ sockmonkey317

  7. DanikaLee123 DanikaLee123
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    I watched you walk home
    everyday.

    -Peeta

  8. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:41am UTC
    I want a boy who would hold my hand in line at the mall & make all the girls jealous. I want someone who would sing to me at random moments. Someone who is more goofy than romantic. A boy who would throw stuffed animals at me when I'm acting dumb. Someone who would bet me kisses that he could beat me at all the old playstation games and then let me win. A guy who would make fun of me just to hear my laugh. He'd play with my hair all the time & surprise me with 25cent rings. Someone I could share a lollipop with & lay on a blanket with to count the stars. We'd buy tons of disosble cameras just to take the silliest pictures of each other & squirt water guns at each other in the house. But mostly...one who would be my best friend
    & would never break my heart.
    He would always just make me smile..(:

  9. Emo_Bunnie_x3 Emo_Bunnie_x3
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    ░░░░
    I'll Be Your
    Girl On Fire.
    If You'll Be My
    Boy With The Bread..♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. angry_muffins angry_muffins
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Swearing
    because sometimes, calling someone a cotton-headed ninny-muggins just won't do it

  12. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 7:45am UTC
    l l l l l
    A thousand miles seems pretty far,
    But they've got planes and trains and cars
    I'd walk to you if I had no other way. ♥
    Format credit - RunawayRachel
    Hey There Delilah - Plain White Tee's

  13. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    • • • • • •
    Don't worry,
    I ' m u s e d t o b e i n g l e t d o w n .
    -----> N o t c a r i n g i s a n a t u r a l r e f l e x .
    Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

  14. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Sorry.
    I forgot. You don't need me anymore.

  15. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION
    because i'm tired of your issues.

  16. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Fave if you actually had a good
    Friday the 13th. ♥

  17. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    when I get a text from YOU,
    I immediately stop what I'm doing
    To read it.
    Audition for my witty profiles collab on youtube. heres the link to the audition video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tQYoxGVV4

  18. textergirl101 textergirl101
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    If I'm on a date & it's bad,
    I'm just gonna stand up & say,
    "I'm an actor, they're all actors, & you're on MTV's Disaster Date!"
    & RUN out.

  19. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    l l l l
    ~ before shower~ ugh. so slack. too lazy to shower. ~ during shower ~ jesus this is the most relaxing thing ever. it's like a vacation in my own bathroom. i never want to leave this room. ever.
    Format credit - RunawayRachel Quote - Tumblr (;:

  20. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Them: Who's your bestfriend?
    me: food♥

:)

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