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HarryPotterFanGirl* · 8 years ago
1. You need to learn freaking grammar. 2. there are 8 Harry Potter movies.3. all twilight is about, is Bella sitting her room starring at nothing and saying she'd die without that dumb vampire, which is telling girls they need a man to be happy, which is definitely NOT THE CASE IN REAL LIFE. 4. The least popular Harry Potter book made 90 million more dollars than the most popular Twilight book. 5. Harry Potter is awesome. 6. Twilight sucks.
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wowthatreallyhappened · 8 years ago
I don't think the person who posted this really hates Harry Potter, check out the profile, pretty cool to me.


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P0tterhead · 8 years ago
HA FROM WHAT YOU JUST SAID YOU HAVEN'T READ THE WHOLE SERIES YOU DO KNOW THAT HARRY POTTER LOST HIS FAMILY

FREAKING BELLA DID NOTHING THE WHOLE TWILIGHT SERIES SHE SAT IN THE SAME SPOT FOR LIKE A YEAR HER DAD DIDN'T REALIZE THIS GRANDDAUGHTER AGE LIKE 8 YEARS IN LIKE 3 MONTHS OR WHAT EVER

A HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HARRY POTTER IS SUPERIOR IN MANY WAYS AND MORE ENTERTAINING
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hammy123 · 9 years ago
This is stupid. She wrote them to represent over coming evil *spoiler alert* even when it can be inside you. She wrote it about finding new friends, about changing your life. And there are actually 8 movies. And you've obviously only read the first. Characters do develop, Hermione becomes amazing, Snape is a good guy, and Ron is important. Twilight is the stupid one, a vampire and a werewolf fighting to see which one has bigger abs? Sheesh
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HARRYPOTTERFANGIRL · 9 years ago
Credit to whoever wrote this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, I've been a Potterhead for a while, and recently I decided to try Twilight. It's just dumb. When J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter, she had a message in mind—that love, friendship, family and loyalty is the strongest magic against any adversity, even if it's sometimes hard to believe. She tells us wonderful things, like how to make important choices and how hard being young can be. All Twilight is, is a bunch of lovesick teenage vampires and werewolves running around after one boring girl. I mean, is there any writing style? Just as many descriptive words as possible shoved into every sentence. Is there any character development? None that I could see. Harry Potter got 8 movies, and the last one is split into two because people actually wanted to see as much as possible of the finale. Twilight got 5 movies. A substantial number, but still less that Harry Potter. I'm just saying, there's no point to Twilight and it's dumb, just like everything in Stephanie Meyer's head that gets put into a book. Oh, and by the way, Edward Cullen is the most unattractive person I've ever read. Harry and Ron are both funny, uniquely gifted, developed and relatable characters, and Edward, what, sparkles and drinks animal blood or something? No, Harry Potter wins. Even Bella is just a stupid Mary-Sue with NO EMOTION. She just fawns over Edward and complains about everything else. Someone give me a reason why Twilight is even good at all.

To sum it all up, I have completely lost all my faith in humanity...
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ErinChiii · 9 years ago
calypso would be mortal
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DawnsAshes313 · 9 years ago
Reading it was so exasperating. After reading, I fear for the future of human intelligence.

First of all, Stephanie Meyer had the worst message in her book. No female should lower herself that much over a guy.

The message of the story was to basically if you find a guy you like no matter how abusing, jerky, assholic you should love him and get married right out of highschool. And if he dumps you, resort to extreme measures to get him back- for example: Jumping off a cliff. Yup, works every time.

Secondly- Harry Potter has way more character development. Bella was the same freaking piece of sh** from the first book to the last. Hermione actually has some serious character development. In the first book she was a stuck-up know-it-all. But as the books progressed she learned more about friendship and love.
And yeah Ron may not be the most attractive guy but see thats one point. In harry potter the characters liked each other for who they are not how they look.

Also twilight has no story. If you take out the romance of twilight all you get is a story of a girl who moves to a rainy town and gets stalked by a pedophilic Vampire.

If you take out the romance from harry potter you get a story of a boy who learns he's a wizard goes to hogwarts and learns of friendship, loyalty, magic, how to confront his fears, freedom. And he defeats the most evil wizard of all time.

And to end this off nice and clean- Harry Potter has 8 films not 3.
Also since i'm nice- Twilight has won 25 awards and has been nominated 10 times.
Harry Potter has been nominated 177 times and has won 57 awards.
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Cameron* · 9 years ago
There comes a time where you'll finally give up on fixing your fellow humans's stupidity.
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rainbow108 · 9 years ago
Siriusly, whichever dude wrote this did know that they were gonna get a lot of hate, right?
Ps: 'Twihards' is just an excuse for jobless people
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Sherlocked · 9 years ago
First off, your grammar just sucks. Before you criticize something make sure that people can understand it. Second, there is character development in Harry Potter. For example; Hermione. She started off as this unsufferable know it all (which everyone even Hermione herself realized at some point in the FIRST book) but then she moved on to realize the value of friendship and became more laid back and less of a know it all. That right there is development. There is absolutely no development in Twilight, at all. Bella remains to be the same, boring, low key unfeeling girl that she started off to be. Edward is still the same moody, supposed to be complicated but comes off as a jack vampire that he always is. Also, anyone can right about romance and finding the "one" for you and literally any person can do what Bella did, which was fall for a guy, date him, love him, get all sad and depressed and declare her life over because he left and then get back with him. Girls in middle school do that. So, the story is not that original to begin with, since that is like every romance story ever. Harry Potter is about friendship, overcoming fears, learning about yourself, growing up and coming of age. Harry Potter is a lot more complicated than Twilight ever was, and Snape is a GOOD guy. They don't spend their time trying to "defeat" him. Voldemort is the bad guy that they try to defeat. They may not like Snape because he has a lifelong pain caused by many factors of his life that cause him to kind of be a jerk, but he is a good guy. Harry Potter also got 8 movies, 3 more than twilight. ALSO, Hermione has a HELLA lot more emotion than Bella ever had, and she showed it. The most emotion Bella ever showed was her pathetic "I give up my life is over cause some boy left me" depression. And since for like the majority of that time all we got were the names of months under each chapter I think that just proves that Harry Potter was the better written one. Seriously, who just writes down months one page at a time and calls that good? Bad writing. Harry Potter is more loved than Twilight, where as pretty much any person has a negative to say about twilight. One of my friends who enjoyed reading the novel even flat out said "these are very poorly written" and she liked them! Maybe try and read past the first book and/or watch ALL the movies (and do some research) BEFORE you go bashing something online and saying a bunch of things that aren't even true and can be disproved.
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mrsharrypotter · 9 years ago
Here we go. 1.) It wasn't hard for Bella to find love. She was a new girl that moved and everyone loved her, even though she wasn't that great. Ron taught us to be brave, Hermione taught us to fight for equality and to be smart, Harry taught us to do what is right before what is easy, Remus and Sirius teach us that despite what you are (a werewolf and convict charged with murder) that you can be an amazing person and help in so many ways. Even Hagrid, a half-giant, defied the stereotypical "giants are evil and vicious" and became a father figure and friend to Harry.
2.) Snape is on Harry's side, he loved more and is more complicated than the entire twilight series, it is Voldemort they're after. Shows how much you know. Twilight was only four books, five movies. And yes, it was split into two. Harry Potter was 7 books and 8 movies, the last also split into two, by the way the lowest selling Harry Potter movie still made $90 million dollars more than the best selling twilight book. You actually have the character development reversed. There is absolutely no character development in Twilight, they are all just obsessed with twilight. In Harry Potter you see Neville finding inner strength, Luna teaching Harry to be more accepting and to not judge people, you see your opinion of Snape change completely in the seventh book, you see Hermione learn that knoWledge is important, but it's not the only thing, you I see Harry learning that not all good people are perfect and that others are just as important as he is, you see Fred and George start to take things seriously, I can go on forever. The fact that not every character is this gorgeous, flawless person makes these books incredible. Ron was a loyal, supportive, and helpful friend who did everything he could to help Harry. He is unattractive, but it makes the story relatable. I never found arguing and bickering over a girl sophisticated. So you're wrong. Her one is an incredibly loving kind powerful and intelligent young women. Look at her and Harry's relationship and what she does to protect her parents in the seventh book. As for reasons why Harry Potter is better, the titles are relevant, the villains are so much worse, and therefore, better villains, there are actual battles and adventures, Harry Potter created and entire world, Twilight occurred in a small town, the characters in Harry Potter all have different personalities, like pranksters, bullies, Nerds, Dorks/losers, looney Lovegood, poor people, rich people, it is so diverse and relatable. Twilight-everyone is the same. I can also go on forever about this but I don't even think you're smart enough to read this far. Stupid muggle 12 year old fan girl. Btw a troll is among the hundreds of different creatures in the magical world of Harry Potter. Get your facts straight stupid.
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Ashleyray123 · 9 years ago
I do not understand what the big freaking deal is about having a thigh gap...why do people even care about them? why is this even a trend? some people have them-who cares! some people don't have them-who cares!it doesn't make anyone more attractive or more ugly, because that is how insignificant it is. i am naturally skinny and also anorexic...(i guess i have a thigh gap myself, but so what?) .i didn't even know what a thigh gap was until this year! people who focus on this part of a person's body, look just plain weird and creepy, but i guess that's just me-even the name is weird. thigh gap? ...
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blibber · 9 years ago
Harry Potter beat Voldemort. Voldemort beat Cedric Diggory. Cedric Diggory=Edward.
Conclusion, Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
Simple math and no competition you idiot.
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t1234 · 9 years ago
That dumba** probably didn't even bother to watch all the HP trailers, because it seems that's where the majority of her information comes from... Also, I don't think she even watched Twilight
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AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
My best friend gave my closest guy friend a note and said, "Will you be mine?" he got off and said, "THIS IS SO CORNY!!"
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phee* · 1 decade ago
omg you NEED to tell me what happens :D xxx
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bettyann123 · 1 decade ago
Make the 7 all immortal, and then make Leo demand that Calypso be set free. omg... i ship them so much!! Like, Rick, stop killing my shipper heart
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*Pancake Karma* · 1 decade ago
No! Haha 10 year old me... your funny...
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*Pancake Karma* · 1 decade ago
Wow, I thought I was alone...
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rachlgirl · 1 decade ago
i see absolutely no problem with this
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