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sophsunflower12
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March 19, 2012 4:02pm UTC

just because i have my headphones in
does not mean i'm deaf.

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wishful
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March 19, 2012 2:02pm UTC

No one realized how sad she actually was, until she jumped.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 4:11pm UTC

So I'm invisible to you now?
Thats cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

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MaggiieBear
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March 19, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Can you relate to me ? #6
-you push in those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks

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pakiprincezz4
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Only Smart People Will Get This...
2+2= Fish
3+3= Eight
7+7= Triangle
❤
Format by: mwittym

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BravoSierra
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March 19, 2012 3:12pm UTC

"WHO THE HECK TOOK MY..."
"Oh, never mind. Here it is."

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 4:53pm UTC

Dear Thesaurus,
thank you for making me sound smart intelligent.

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VictoriaRose88
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC

SUMMER '12
Fave[♥] If you're excited...

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MaggiieBear
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Lost your pencil = No pencil
No pencil = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You skinny
You skinny = You ugly
You ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
LESSON LEARNED: Don't lose your pencil or you will die.♥

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wittyness
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March 19, 2012 1:13pm UTC

When your best friend
absolutely hates this one b*tch
But that b*tch is super nice to you...

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MaggiieBear
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March 19, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Can you relate to me ? #4
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.

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maddylove7
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March 19, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Dear McDonalds,
please dont ever sell hot-dogs.
Sincerely, cant order McWeiner with a serious face

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gopink609
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March 19, 2012 4:02pm UTC

am i the only one that finds
British accents sexy?

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shilohrider98
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:23pm UTC

The Amazing Moment When
you hear a song you havent heard in years and you still know every word <3

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OneDiectionInfection
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March 19, 2012 4:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
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March 19, 2012 3:09pm UTC

That awkward moment
When someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Abby. *
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Guys have a fight,
There's a punch, its over.
Girls don't fight fair.
They gang up, they keep secrets, they plot.
They can cut you down with a look.

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MaggiieBear
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Can you relate to me ? #2
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.

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Love_To_Laugh123
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

First Day of School:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
Middle of March:
1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

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Starla182
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 11:15am UTC

Hungry → Goes to kitchen
↑ ↓
Goes back to room ← Nothing to eat

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