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  1. ♥Gianna♥* ♥Gianna♥*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
    Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
    Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
    Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

  2. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    "Always listen to your heart
    because even though its on
    your left side, its always right."

  3. princess21 princess21
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    I'm counting the days, the hours, minutes, seconds until I get to see you again. For this waiting feels like a lifetime and I dont know how much more I can take.

  4. princess21 princess21
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 8:57am UTC
    A nice cup of coffee, sitting on the couch in the midst of cool morning of a new summer day with Ed Sheeran playing in the backround...........I feel like it's going to be a good day

  5. psychosis* psychosis*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:37am UTC
    My boyfriend decided it was a brilliant idea to walk thirty miles-- five hours straight in the middle of a sweltering Oklahoma summer-- to see me.

  6. psychosis* psychosis*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    tears were shed
    morals bled
    and petals were plucked
    something in the heart beat like a drum

  7. raquelpoo raquelpoo
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    When you really need someone,
    & there's no one.

  8. trytounderstandme143 trytounderstandme143
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    In the middle of the classroom, she's there hanging. Child sitting in there desk looking up at her dead body. No expressions, just blank looks. They studied her body. No words are spoken. No thoughts are truly going through. No one knew what happened. Her lifeless body is just hanging there. And this was her classroom suicide.

  9. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    Things to remember:
    * There will always be someone better.
    * Boys are often forgetful. Try not to take this too personally.
    * Try to love through all the chaos. There will always be chaos.
    * Some people are reckless with other people's feelings. Don't be one of those people.
    * He's probably not actually looking at you from across the room, but you'll see what you want to see.
    * He isn't thinking about you right now.
    * That dream you had where he confessed his feelings for you was just that - a dream.
    * Everything happens for at least one reason, but often for more than that.
    * You deserve to be with someone who legitimately cares about you.
    * Whatever is worrying you right now, you'll be laughing about once you're in college - if not before.
    (Interpret this how you will.)

  10. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    I know what makes them tick
    I know how to make the ticking stop
    - Orianna, League of Legends

  11. DakkyDukky DakkyDukky
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Why do sit ups when you can just sit down.

  12. raquelpoo raquelpoo
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    Everyone has their own story.
    So, don't be so quick to judge.

  13. raquelpoo raquelpoo
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    CAN SOMEONE BE MY FRIEND.
    Please, I don't want to die alone.

  14. raquelpoo raquelpoo
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Wondering why some people have top quotes
    when they can't even spell right.

  15. raquelpoo raquelpoo
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Dear Mom,
    Happy Birthday.
    I miss you everyday.
    I hope you rest in peace.

  16. raquelpoo raquelpoo
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    I just want to cry.
    I love you mom.

  17. 23782837 23782837
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    Fall in love or hate

  18. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I
    show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

  19. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Me: I'm gonna check the top today page
    Top Today: yourcool
    Top Today: yourcool
    Top Today: yourcool
    Top Today: yourcool
    Me: WOAH DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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