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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:30pm UTC

-Me During a math test-
Test: 4 + 2=?
Me: *Uses calculator just in case*

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BravoSierra
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July 16, 2012 9:08am UTC

I recently forced my parents to watch all the Harry Potter. movies with me.
We had gone through all the movies and were on The Deathly Hallows Part 2, and my father looked at me and asked, "Wait, who's Voldemort?"

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Small Bump by Ed Sheeran.
There's so much that I could say about that amazing song.
It describes every emotion I have.
It's currently on replay on my iPod.
I can't stop crying.
Thank you, Ed. Just, thank you.

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wackyflipflop
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 5:22pm UTC

That Akward Moment
When you intoduce your friend to someone, and they become closer with them than with you..
♥♥♥

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BravoSierra
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July 12, 2012 8:33am UTC

So I just skipped the part of puberty where I get really attractive?

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hermione23katniss
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July 9, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Me: I swear, Call Me Maybe is on the radio like 24/7.
Friend: It's probably because that guy still hasn't called her yet.

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memall7
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Holds the door for one person...
ends up holding it for 20

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yourcool
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July 9, 2012 10:38pm UTC

Normal flirting: hey babe, you're so pretty and sweet. may I get your number?
Me flirting: if you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.

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Colette*
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Hi! I'm a bra. I touch your girlfriend's boobs daily. Jealous yet?(;

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 2:07pm UTC

I think it's time I tell my dog he's adopted.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Apparently everyone has roughly
7 other people in the world that
look like them....
That means there are 35 One Direction look-alikes out there in the world
nmf
Credit

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