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MikeyJames
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November 14, 2011 7:50pm UTC

Pick up lines #2
Boy: Can I get a picture of you?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
♥ Cute.

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Bribella27
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November 7, 2011 5:16pm UTC

So TODay, i was at my best friends house and we were on witty. We saw a quote that talked about how sometimes you feel like you dont belong. After reading the quote i said " I feel like that alot, like i dont belong. I always think of why God wants me on this planet." She replied and said "God put you on this Earth for a reason and Damn straight its a good reason." ♥ I love her. ♥

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ZebraaxLovee
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November 7, 2011 9:13am UTC

& Your just like Mondays;
No one likes you. ♥

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sweetiesarah996
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November 7, 2011 4:51pm UTC

here's a list of all the people who want to date me:
1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)
9.)
10.)

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joojie_11
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November 7, 2011 10:15pm UTC

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ktaylor
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November 7, 2011 9:45pm UTC

When the teacher says
"Partner up!" and you look at your friend who has the same look on her face that's like ; "yea, of course i'm yours" That's true friendship.

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SmileyKelsea
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November 7, 2011 5:21pm UTC

Love is like water
We can fall in it.
We can drown in it.
But we cant live without it.
Not mine!

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xcollierxbabex3
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 5:33pm UTC

kisses blown, are kisses wasted.
kisses arn't kisses unless they are tasted
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me baby,
im vaccinated ;)♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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teenqueen143
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 4:51pm UTC

Good job man.
you lied, and she cried.
Are you satisfied?

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SOCCERfreak20
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November 11, 2009 9:04pm UTC

I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
credit please(:
heard it from my teacher

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kkaitlynx0
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July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC

I laugh at my own texts
before i send them
Be cause im that danm funny.

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LookAtMeNow01
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August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC

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little_miss_sunshine_15
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September 1, 2010 2:35pm UTC

Remember When We Were Little
we would say
"Do you like him, or do you
'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

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imtotallyserious
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October 19, 2010 6:03pm UTC

Every girl wants to hear her guy say, ''The next girl I'll ever love will be our daughter.''
♥

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Mollyyy
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September 4, 2011 7:54pm UTC

dear leg hair,
i JUST shaved you like 15 minutes ago...
sincerely, what is this!?

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ShoutingYourName
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC

A boy's sleepy voice
is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Want_Ya
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 8:49pm UTC

There are 6,930,055,154
people in the world.
Why are you letting just one
ruin your life ?
--Patrick Star

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andreaax3
posted a quote
September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC

So today in English,
my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
"no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
-----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

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Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
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December 27, 2010 7:08pm UTC

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