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Butterbear
posted a quote
July 2, 2014 6:31am UTC

Me: *walks out of my room after a few hours*
My dad: Oh, look who decided to show up
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
June 3, 2014 1:06am UTC

It's weird to come onto Witty now.
It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 2, 2014 3:24am UTC

everyone is embarrassed of their
fourteen year old self. trust me if you're fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

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*mysterious.mah*
posted a quote
June 1, 2014 6:06pm UTC

The 'clear history button' has saved more lives than all superheroes ever did.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
June 1, 2014 5:38pm UTC

Format chickittylover
How many times
do I have to tell you? Even when you're crying,
you're beautiful too.

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MissEmma
posted a quote
June 1, 2014 7:32pm UTC

i threw my phone out
the window s o i c o u l d n ' t
C H A N G E M Y M I N D

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Gpc11
posted a quote
June 1, 2014 5:53am UTC

I take you to be my lawful wedded text buddy. To have and harass, in rich quotes and nasty jokes, till dead battery do us part.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 2:06pm UTC

She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just takes time.
-stephen chbosky

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 1:43pm UTC

My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 9:02pm UTC

"When you are in high school, you think you will be happy when you graduate. Once you've graduated, you think you will be happy once you land a good job. Once you have the dream job, you think you will be happy when you are married. Next you think you will be happy when you have kids. Once you have kids, you think you will be happy when they move out of the house. Next it will be when they have kids. Before you know it you will have spent your entire life waiting for events to bring you happiness, just to realize life (and happiness) has passed you by."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 19, 2014 6:18pm UTC

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is your middle name? Elizabeth-Marie
2. How old are you? 16
3. What is your birthday? September 19th
4. What is your zodiac sign? Virgo
5. What is your favorite color? Purple
6. What's your lucky number? 18
7. Do you have any pets? a dog and a cat
8. Where are you from? Bawston (well close enough to it)
9. How tall are you? 5'1"
10. What shoe size are you? 6 / 6 1/2
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A ton
12. What was your last dream about? I think about me winning the Boston Marathon idfk
13. What talents do you have? I can read 1600 words per minute if that's a talent
14. Are you psychic in any way? Nope
15. Favorite song? "Run" by Daughter, "Blue Lips" by Regina Spektor, & "Samson" by Regina Spektor
16. Favorite movie? Any of the Star Wars movies, Clueless, Funny Face, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Roman Holiday, Sabrina, etc.
17. Who would be your ideal partner? Beau Bennett or Tyler Seguin tbh
18. Do you want children? Yus
19. Do you want a church wedding? Yus but I can't have one sooo
20. Are you religious? I consider myself to be but I stopped going to church two years ago so I guess in some people's eyes I'm not
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? No, I ain't about that life
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I have a family friend who used to play for the New York Jets & I saw Lyndon Byers before the Bruins Stanley Cup parade and said that his suit was wicked cool
24. Baths or showers? Depends
25. What color socks are you wearing? Pink and white
26. Have you ever been famous? ofc
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
28. What type of music do you like? Country, pop, indie, folk, anti-folk, anything really
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Six
31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my stomach
32. How big is your house? Average sized I guess
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? A granola bar
34. Have you ever fired a gun? Nope
35. Have you ever tried archery? No
36. Favorite clean word? I say fudge a lot instead of swearing
37. Favorite swear word? I say sh.t a ton
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? A few days, but I went a month with only an hour of sleep a night if that counts
39. Do you have any scars? On my arms, hands, legs, & foreheads
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Not that I know of
41. Are you a good liar? Not at all
42. Are you a good judge of character? Not really
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Yes
44. Do you have a strong accent? I dont think so but a lot of people tell me I have a Boston accent when I travel
45. What is your favorite accent? Boston because if someone has a Boston accent they sound hella tough
46. What is your personality type? I don't have a personality just sarcasm running through my veins
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Any of my old clothes from Abercrombie
48. Can you curl your tongue? No
49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie
50. Left or right handed? Right handed
51. Are you scared of spiders? Yes yes yes yes yes
52. Favorite food? Pierogi's
53. Favorite foreign food? Pierogi's lol
54. Are you a clean or messy person? A little of both
55. Most used phrase? I don't know tbh
56. Most used word? "Hella", "wicked", or "rad"
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? A half hour to an hour
58. Do you have much of an ego? I'm told I do
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck
60. Do you talk to yourself? Sometimes
61. Do you sing to yourself? All day every day
62. Are you a good singer? I have no clue
63. Biggest fear? Small spaces & bugs
64. Are you a gossiper? Yes sorry not sorry
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? No clue
66. Do you like long or short hair? Long
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Pretty sure I can
68. Favorite school subject? History or English
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Extrovert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No
71. What makes you nervous? Talking in front of a class, talking about mental disorders, raising my hand in class, etc.
72. Are you scared of the dark? Yeahh
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? When it's on how to spell or pronounce my name I do
74. Are you ticklish? Not really
75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nope
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? I was the line leader for a month
77. Have you ever drank underage? I haven't gotten drunk or anything but yeah
78. Have you ever done drugs? No but one time I accidentally got high off of a spray can
79. Who was your first real crush? JESSE IS 2ND GRADE THE FIRST BF
80. How many piercings do you have? 2 ((first holes and cartilage))
81. Can you roll your Rs? No I'm too white
82. How fast can you type? Faster than I should be able to
83. How fast can you run? Hahahahaha I don't
84. What color is your hair? Blonde but it's fading finally. Naturally it's dark brown
85. What color are your eyes? Dark brown
86. What are you allergic to? Walnuts and pine trees
87. Do you keep a journal? No
88. What do your parents do? Parent stuff??
89. Do you like your age? I can't really do anything but yeah I guess it's cool
90. What makes you angry? Ignorance about importantant political issues actually
91. Do you like your own name? Yes
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Yes -- Alexandria, Padmé (I'm lame what can I say), Holly, Jacob, Quincy, & Noah
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? I want either two girls or a girl & a boy
94. What are you strengths? I can hide what I'm feeling
95. What are your weaknesses? Anything in front of people
96. How did you get your name? My mom saw the name in a baby name book and liked the spelling
97. Were your ancestors royalty? I doubt they were on my dad's side but in Luxembourg there's a town that has the same name as my mom's maiden name but since my family came to the US during the political issues in the Germanic kingdom and became farmers I doubt they were any sort of royalty
98. Do you have any scars? Didn't we go over this
99. Color of your bedspread? Pink, purple, tan, green, ugly
100. Color of your room? Purple but I'm painting it white this summer

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 20, 2014 4:44am UTC

Three assignments to do,
a quiz next week, exams in a month,
still haven't gotten a job,
I'm out of booze, have no money
and had my last smoke this morning.
send help.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 14, 2014 9:48pm UTC

Google
how to not be fufu lame
Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
format credit to: JazziShae
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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
May 9, 2014 5:00am UTC

When I used to think about witty's future I never pictured this...
Witty used to be an escape, a really, really cool one, with over a thousand people a day and all different kinds of people and quotes that were pretty da.m fcking awesome. There are friends on here I've met that have impacted me, and inspired me to be a better person and see things from a different perspective, people who have changed my life. Friends that I'll never forget <3
& who remembers those legendary, amazing users?
FramingMatthew ? ..RIP <3 I can't go on his profile without bawling my eyes out...
ThatsSoMeee ? She posted the most beautiful quotes.
Jimmy365 ? Hilarious posts... Also famous for pretending to be a gay guy when in fact was a female :P
And there's sooooo many others. Does anyone else remember that year when it seemed like more boys kept joining each second? And those pointless fights over Nutella and homosexuality and original quotes? And the band phases like One Direction and the Jonas Brothers? And the I-can't-believe-Harry-Potter-is-over time?
No matter what, in the end, we were all a family and there for each other. People would pile non stop comments on a quote like 'I wish I was dead' and save lives with the fact that they simply cared.
So much stuff has happened, so many unforgettable friendships formed. & we're all that's left.
Witty will either die with what's left of us, or we can resurrect it. But my main point is, that I love this website, and it has changed me, and so have the people I've found on here, and I just wish it wasn't ending in such a dreadful way. Witty was a home for me.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 14, 2014 6:09pm UTC

Your question is: why am I so interested in politics?
But if I were to answer you very simply, I would say this: why shouldn’t I be interested?
That is to say, what blindness, what deafness, what density of ideology would have to weigh me down to prevent me from being interested in what is probably the most crucial subject to our existence, that is to say the society in which we live, the economic relations in which it functions, and the system of power which defines the regular forms and the regular permissions and prohibitions of our conduct.
The essence of our life consists after all, of the political functioning of the society in which we find ourselves. So I can’t answer the question of why should I be interested; I could only answer it by asking why shouldn’t I be interested? Not to be interested in politics, thats what constitutes a problem. You should ask someone who is not interested in politics;
“Why, damn it, are you not interested?"

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 7:44pm UTC

Sitting on a computer complaining about being forever alone won't help you find a relationship

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 7:23pm UTC

every cell in our entire body is destroyed &
replaced every seven years
how comforting it is to know one day i will have a body you will have never touched.
-brett elizabeth jenkins

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Delicate*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 7:10pm UTC

Under the moonlight,
with the stars as my witness I made my prayer. Leaves of crimson and gold, fire stirring in the night to hear this, my plea. Winds carried my words up, to some unseen deity, as I knelt there, head bowed, whispering, "Please, somehow. "

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