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  1. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 6:31am UTC
    Me: *walks out of my room after a few hours*
    My dad: Oh, look who decided to show up
    Me: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

  2. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:06am UTC
    It's weird to come onto Witty now.
    It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
    I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
    I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:24am UTC
    everyone is embarrassed of their
    fourteen year old self. trust me if you're fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

  4. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    The 'clear history button' has saved more lives than all superheroes ever did.

  5. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    How many times
    do I have to tell you? Even when you're crying,
    you're beautiful too.

  6. MissEmma MissEmma
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 7:32pm UTC
    i threw my phone out
    the window s o i c o u l d n ' t
    C H A N G E M Y M I N D

  7. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 5:53am UTC
    I take you to be my lawful wedded text buddy. To have and harass, in rich quotes and nasty jokes, till dead battery do us part.

  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just takes time.
    -stephen chbosky

  10. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart.

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 9:02pm UTC
    "When you are in high school, you think you will be happy when you graduate. Once you've graduated, you think you will be happy once you land a good job. Once you have the dream job, you think you will be happy when you are married. Next you think you will be happy when you have kids. Once you have kids, you think you will be happy when they move out of the house. Next it will be when they have kids. Before you know it you will have spent your entire life waiting for events to bring you happiness, just to realize life (and happiness) has passed you by."

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well
    1. What is your middle name? Elizabeth-Marie
    2. How old are you? 16
    3. What is your birthday? September 19th
    4. What is your zodiac sign? Virgo
    5. What is your favorite color? Purple
    6. What's your lucky number? 18
    7. Do you have any pets? a dog and a cat
    8. Where are you from? Bawston (well close enough to it)
    9. How tall are you? 5'1"
    10. What shoe size are you? 6 / 6 1/2
    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A ton
    12. What was your last dream about? I think about me winning the Boston Marathon idfk
    13. What talents do you have? I can read 1600 words per minute if that's a talent
    14. Are you psychic in any way? Nope
    15. Favorite song? "Run" by Daughter, "Blue Lips" by Regina Spektor, & "Samson" by Regina Spektor
    16. Favorite movie? Any of the Star Wars movies, Clueless, Funny Face, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Roman Holiday, Sabrina, etc.
    17. Who would be your ideal partner? Beau Bennett or Tyler Seguin tbh
    18. Do you want children? Yus
    19. Do you want a church wedding? Yus but I can't have one sooo
    20. Are you religious? I consider myself to be but I stopped going to church two years ago so I guess in some people's eyes I'm not
    21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes
    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? No, I ain't about that life
    23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I have a family friend who used to play for the New York Jets & I saw Lyndon Byers before the Bruins Stanley Cup parade and said that his suit was wicked cool
    24. Baths or showers? Depends
    25. What color socks are you wearing? Pink and white
    26. Have you ever been famous? ofc
    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
    28. What type of music do you like? Country, pop, indie, folk, anti-folk, anything really
    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No
    30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Six
    31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my stomach
    32. How big is your house? Average sized I guess
    33. What do you typically have for breakfast? A granola bar
    34. Have you ever fired a gun? Nope
    35. Have you ever tried archery? No
    36. Favorite clean word? I say fudge a lot instead of swearing
    37. Favorite swear word? I say sh.t a ton
    38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? A few days, but I went a month with only an hour of sleep a night if that counts
    39. Do you have any scars? On my arms, hands, legs, & foreheads
    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Not that I know of
    41. Are you a good liar? Not at all
    42. Are you a good judge of character? Not really
    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Yes
    44. Do you have a strong accent? I dont think so but a lot of people tell me I have a Boston accent when I travel
    45. What is your favorite accent? Boston because if someone has a Boston accent they sound hella tough
    46. What is your personality type? I don't have a personality just sarcasm running through my veins
    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Any of my old clothes from Abercrombie
    48. Can you curl your tongue? No
    49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie
    50. Left or right handed? Right handed
    51. Are you scared of spiders? Yes yes yes yes yes
    52. Favorite food? Pierogi's
    53. Favorite foreign food? Pierogi's lol
    54. Are you a clean or messy person? A little of both
    55. Most used phrase? I don't know tbh
    56. Most used word? "Hella", "wicked", or "rad"
    57. How long does it take for you to get ready? A half hour to an hour
    58. Do you have much of an ego? I'm told I do
    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck
    60. Do you talk to yourself? Sometimes
    61. Do you sing to yourself? All day every day
    62. Are you a good singer? I have no clue
    63. Biggest fear? Small spaces & bugs
    64. Are you a gossiper? Yes sorry not sorry
    65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? No clue
    66. Do you like long or short hair? Long
    67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Pretty sure I can
    68. Favorite school subject? History or English
    69. Extrovert or Introvert? Extrovert
    70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No
    71. What makes you nervous? Talking in front of a class, talking about mental disorders, raising my hand in class, etc.
    72. Are you scared of the dark? Yeahh
    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? When it's on how to spell or pronounce my name I do
    74. Are you ticklish? Not really
    75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nope
    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? I was the line leader for a month
    77. Have you ever drank underage? I haven't gotten drunk or anything but yeah
    78. Have you ever done drugs? No but one time I accidentally got high off of a spray can
    79. Who was your first real crush? JESSE IS 2ND GRADE THE FIRST BF
    80. How many piercings do you have? 2 ((first holes and cartilage))
    81. Can you roll your Rs? No I'm too white
    82. How fast can you type? Faster than I should be able to
    83. How fast can you run? Hahahahaha I don't
    84. What color is your hair? Blonde but it's fading finally. Naturally it's dark brown
    85. What color are your eyes? Dark brown
    86. What are you allergic to? Walnuts and pine trees
    87. Do you keep a journal? No
    88. What do your parents do? Parent stuff??
    89. Do you like your age? I can't really do anything but yeah I guess it's cool
    90. What makes you angry? Ignorance about importantant political issues actually
    91. Do you like your own name? Yes
    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Yes -- Alexandria, Padmé (I'm lame what can I say), Holly, Jacob, Quincy, & Noah
    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? I want either two girls or a girl & a boy
    94. What are you strengths? I can hide what I'm feeling
    95. What are your weaknesses? Anything in front of people
    96. How did you get your name? My mom saw the name in a baby name book and liked the spelling
    97. Were your ancestors royalty? I doubt they were on my dad's side but in Luxembourg there's a town that has the same name as my mom's maiden name but since my family came to the US during the political issues in the Germanic kingdom and became farmers I doubt they were any sort of royalty
    98. Do you have any scars? Didn't we go over this
    99. Color of your bedspread? Pink, purple, tan, green, ugly
    100. Color of your room? Purple but I'm painting it white this summer

  14. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 4:44am UTC
    Three assignments to do,
    a quiz next week, exams in a month,
    still haven't gotten a job,
    I'm out of booze, have no money
    and had my last smoke this morning.
    send help.

  15. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    how to not be fufu lame
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    format credit to: JazziShae

  16. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 5:00am UTC
    When I used to think about witty's future I never pictured this...
    Witty used to be an escape, a really, really cool one, with over a thousand people a day and all different kinds of people and quotes that were pretty da.m fcking awesome. There are friends on here I've met that have impacted me, and inspired me to be a better person and see things from a different perspective, people who have changed my life. Friends that I'll never forget <3
    & who remembers those legendary, amazing users?
    FramingMatthew ? ..RIP <3 I can't go on his profile without bawling my eyes out...
    ThatsSoMeee ? She posted the most beautiful quotes.
    Jimmy365 ? Hilarious posts... Also famous for pretending to be a gay guy when in fact was a female :P
    And there's sooooo many others. Does anyone else remember that year when it seemed like more boys kept joining each second? And those pointless fights over Nutella and homosexuality and original quotes? And the band phases like One Direction and the Jonas Brothers? And the I-can't-believe-Harry-Potter-is-over time?
    No matter what, in the end, we were all a family and there for each other. People would pile non stop comments on a quote like 'I wish I was dead' and save lives with the fact that they simply cared.
    So much stuff has happened, so many unforgettable friendships formed. & we're all that's left.
    Witty will either die with what's left of us, or we can resurrect it. But my main point is, that I love this website, and it has changed me, and so have the people I've found on here, and I just wish it wasn't ending in such a dreadful way. Witty was a home for me.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 6:09pm UTC
    Your question is: why am I so interested in politics?
    But if I were to answer you very simply, I would say this: why shouldn’t I be interested?
    That is to say, what blindness, what deafness, what density of ideology would have to weigh me down to prevent me from being interested in what is probably the most crucial subject to our existence, that is to say the society in which we live, the economic relations in which it functions, and the system of power which defines the regular forms and the regular permissions and prohibitions of our conduct.
    The essence of our life consists after all, of the political functioning of the society in which we find ourselves. So I can’t answer the question of why should I be interested; I could only answer it by asking why shouldn’t I be interested? Not to be interested in politics, thats what constitutes a problem. You should ask someone who is not interested in politics;
    “Why, damn it, are you not interested?"

  18. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 7:44pm UTC
    Sitting on a computer complaining about being forever alone won't help you find a relationship

  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    every cell in our entire body is destroyed &
    replaced every seven years
    how comforting it is to know one day i will have a body you will have never touched.
    -brett elizabeth jenkins

  20. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 7:10pm UTC
    Under the moonlight,
    with the stars as my witness I made my prayer. Leaves of crimson and gold, fire stirring in the night to hear this, my plea. Winds carried my words up, to some unseen deity, as I knelt there, head bowed, whispering, "Please, somehow. "


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