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Witty Wittian *
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December 8, 2015 5:09am UTC

MY THOUGHTS ARE
STARS
I CANNOT FATHOM
INTO
CONSTELLATIONS

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Witty Wittian *
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December 8, 2015 5:08am UTC

“do days exist without calendars?
does time pass when
there are no
human hands left to
wind the clocks?”

(w.o.t.w)

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Witty Wittian *
posted a quote
December 8, 2015 5:06am UTC

You
know the place between sleep and wake, that place
where
you can still
remember dreaming? That's where I'll
always
love you.
That's where I'll be
waiting.

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Witty Wittian *
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December 8, 2015 5:04am UTC

Netflix should have
an online community.
That way you can find people that are on the same episode as
you and you can all fangirl together.

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Witty Wittian *
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December 8, 2015 5:03am UTC

I'm in
shape.
Round is a shape.

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Witty Wittian *
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December 8, 2015 5:01am UTC

the worst part
about the zodiac posts is even if you tell yourself you
don't care,
it's basically impossible to scroll by one without looking
to see what fruit tree your sign is.

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Witty Wittian *
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June 12, 2015 4:01am UTC

Dear Diary,
So there's this girl my sister invited to her party, and she's friends with a girl I used to be "friends" with (I really hated her but whatever). And I'm worried if my sister's friend comes she'll out me to my family.
#MyPersonalDiary

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June 1, 2015 10:08pm UTC

Dear Diary,
I went to the Lush store for the first time ever today. I got thePhoenixRisinv bath bomb and the SexBomb bath bomb.
#MyPersonalDiary

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Witty Wittian *
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May 28, 2015 3:27am UTC

Dear Diary,
I had such an interesting day today. It was so warm though, so I stayed in the air conditioning today. It's three o'clock in the morning now and I'm watching a court show.
Sincerely,
I just woke up.
#MyPersonalDiary

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May 18, 2015 12:15am UTC

Dear Diary,
This is my second entry. But, I have $50 to buy books tomorrow. Yay. I can buy Joey Graceffa's book! I hope I get to go to Barnes and Nobles. I just reaaalllly want new books, is that too much to ask for?
Sincerely,
I would like to get started on my pretty cool library.
#MyPersonalDiary

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Witty Wittian *
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May 17, 2015 11:12pm UTC

Dear diary,
It makes me really mad when people deny the existence of illnesses. I don't get it. Like, you aren't that person, ya feel? You can't know for sure what they go through.
Anywho, my cat is outside and the air conditioner is in the window. Also National Treasure is on t.v., but I don't really like it.
#MyPersonalDiary

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May 17, 2015 5:00pm UTC

Dear diary,
Today I ate breakfast. It was good. I also ate lunch. I want to make brownies now, but it is 5 o'clock and I will have to make dinner soon.
I'm making pork chops. And beans. And vegetables. Also the blood of the innocent. Except you don't really make that (though it makes a great cocktail.)
Sincerely,
I'm not a vampire.
#MyPersonalDiary

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Witty Wittian *
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May 11, 2015 9:48pm UTC

Dear diary,
Please just give me money to buy books. And a camera. Thaanks
Sincerely,
All I want in life is a pretty cool library
#MyPersonalDiary

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Witty Wittian *
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May 11, 2015 9:46pm UTC

Dear Diary,
Who designed the Captain America sheild? What is the inspiration behind it? Someone at WalMart was talking about it and now I'm wondering.
#MyPersonalDiary

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Witty Wittian *
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May 10, 2015 9:11pm UTC

Dear Diary,
People are dumb, I want a bunny.
Sincerely, I'm not joking, people are so dumb
P.S. Farts.
#mypersonaldiary

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Witty Wittian *
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May 10, 2015 1:06am UTC

Dear Diary,
Like, who decided what letters looked like? Or how they sounded? I mean seriously how did language start like what even? And do cats understand us when we meow back? Do they get offended if we meow the wrong thing? Ugh diary I'm so confused.
#MyPersonalDiary

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May 9, 2015 3:55pm UTC

Dear Diary,
We had pizza for dinner last night. It was from Domino's. Then I had leftovers for lunch. It is hot today and the sun is shining, and someone is mowing their grass I think. I just took a poop, and my stomach feels weird. Well, Ta-Ta for now.
#MyPersonalDiary

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May 8, 2015 11:36am UTC

Dear Diary,
It was a good day filled with laughs, and hysterics. For one, Hannah and I caught something on fire in lab today (and spent a good half hour cry-laughing about the whole thing) and two Alex and I got a sugar high from glucose, and wasted chem going round forcing people to smell test tubes since him and I were both convinced it smelt like caramel, and didn't want anyone missing out on the amazing smell that is burnt sugar.
#MyPersonalDiary

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May 8, 2015 8:33am UTC

Dear Diary,
Please give me the strength to tell my crush I like them. Sincerely, I can't stop thinking about her.
#MyPersonalDiary

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May 8, 2015 7:24am UTC

Dear Dairy,
When I was a little kid I was really bad at spelling so I started all my diary entries "Dear Dairy."
#MyPersonalDairy

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