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MaddyWaddy · 8 years ago
Thanks for the follow!
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nicole🌹* · 8 years ago
Thank you so much for the follow! I followed back. :)
Also, your account is so cute.
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Fat Amy* · 8 years ago
Hey thanks for the follow and all those likes xD
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*brianna* · 8 years ago
Dear diary,
This is my second entry. But, I have $50 to buy books tomorrow. Yay. I can buy Joey Graceffa's book! I hope I get to go to Barnes and Nobles. I just reaaalllly want new books, is that too much to ask for?
Sincerely,
I would like to get started on my pretty cool library.
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*brianna* · 8 years ago
Dear diary,

Please just give me money to buy books. And a camera. Thaanks

Sincerely,
All I want in life is a pretty cool library
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Miluiel* · 8 years ago
Dear Diary,
People are dumb, I want a bunny.

Sincerely,
I'm not joking, people are so dumb

P.S. Farts.
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Steve · 8 years ago
Welcome! Let me know if you need help. I made this site.
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Dudu* · 8 years ago
Dear Diary,
It was a good day filled with laughs, and hysterics. For one, Hannah and I caught something on fire in lab today (and spent a good half hour cry-laughing about the whole thing) and two Alex and I got a sugar high from glucose, and wasted chem going round forcing people to smell test tubes since him and I were both convinced it smelt like caramel, and didn't want anyone missing out on the amazing smell that is burnt sugar.

(Can it be in orange? :) )
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awkwardo · 8 years ago
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awkwardo · 8 years ago
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Witty Wittian * · 8 years ago
I think I managed that. http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/7041773
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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* · 8 years ago
[[thank you for the follow, and also, this account and its purpose is adorable.]]
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Witty Wittian * · 8 years ago
[[of course, I adore you, and thank you]]
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
Dear Diary,
We're out of milk but I want cereal.
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Miluiel* · 8 years ago
*whispers* you are doing great thingssss
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Witty Wittian * · 8 years ago
[its because I'm shallow and fab]
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Amenah · 8 years ago
Dear Diary,
Politics is ridiculous and the UK is a poop.

there we go. my wise two cents.
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
Here's a submission to start you off.

Dear Diary, the sun is out. Thank goodness. It's finally looking like things might turn out in my favor.
Lunch was good, but we went somewhere I didn't like.

Bye for now! #MyPersonalDiary
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Witty Wittian * · 8 years ago
*whispers* I posted it
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
*whispers* It's beautiful and green.
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Witty Wittian * · 8 years ago
Like you. Except I don't know if you're green.
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
Aw, thank you, Beautiful.

I assure you I am green...on the inside...maybe..
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