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  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    My friends and I started the first day of kindergarten
    with sweaty palms and runs in our tights
    and Dillon got bashful when he saw me get on the bus
    and hid his head in the seat.
    And Michelle and I played dress up for hours in her mother's closet
    talking about what it would be like to act like
    the big kids.
    My friends and I started the first day of middle school
    with sweaty palms and new jeans
    and Dillon and I kissed under the jungle gym last year
    but he liked another girl more than me.
    And Michelle kissed all of her big brother's friends
    and tried to be just like
    the big kids.
    My friends and I started the first day of high school
    with sweaty palms and big text books
    and Dillon has been dating Hannah for two months
    and gives me look in the hallway.
    And it seems like Michelle has been trying to play dress up in her
    mother's closet again
    and all the boys look at her and she loves it
    and it seems like no one will take you seriously unless
    you're a big kid.
    My friends and I said goodbye on the last day of Senior Year
    with fond memories and our graduation caps
    and Dillon took his own life last year
    because Hannah forgot they were dating for a night.
    And Michelle stays home mostly now
    because her baby needs her more than she needs her degree
    and it scares me now
    because we are
    the big kids.
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  2. dance1136 dance1136
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    No..
    This is how witty is now.
    You don't get noticed unless you have a "beautiful format" or if your witty famous..
    So i wanna see something. I betcha half of you won't even read this quote..
    If you did, fav this.
    Prove me wrong..
    I predict i'll get like 2 favs.
    So go,
    Prove me wrong..

  3. xKeepMySecret xKeepMySecret
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    You're not alone, I promise.
    Right now, there are people all over the world who are just like you.
    They're lonely. They're missing somebody. They're in love with someone who they probably shouldn't be in love with.
    They've got secrets you wouldn't believe.
    They wish, hope, dream, and they look out the window whenever they're in a car or on a bus, or a train.
    They watch the people on the train, they watch people in the streets, and wonder what they've been through.
    They wonder if there are people out there like them.
    They're like you, and you could tell them everything, and they'd probably understand.
    You're never alone.

  4. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Go ahead, text him first,
    he might be checking his phone, [waiting for you.] Stare into the eyes of the person
    you like and memorize the color. Turn on your iPod and run as far as you can. Say hi
    to a s t r a n g e r. You (never know) what they'll become for you. Have a mental health
    day - you know you need it. Don't go on tumblr for a day and see what you can accomplish.
    Give money to a charity, your good karma will come around eventually. S n e a k o u t ,
    you might get caught, but it'll be 100% worth it. Tell that one person you like them, what's
    the worst that could happen? He doesn't like you back. (Then he doesn't deserve you.)
    Treat yourself to something indulgent, you deserve it. Smile at a stranger, it could make their day.
    Wink, it's sexy and makes you feel confident. Go for somebody who is totally wrong for you, they
    may not be wrong at all. { Stand up for yourself ,} because if you don't, who will?
    More of the story is that you only live once, darling.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Oh.
    I just realised what they meant by
    • pending moderation •

  7. lines lines
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    PLEASE HELP ME!
    I'M DOING A RESEARCH PROJECT
    AGAINST BULLYING
    WE NEED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IS AGAINST IT
    PLEASE PLEASE FAVE IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE!!!!
    This will appear on my research please help:(!

  8. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 4:46am UTC
    Me: Siri, you've been acting mean latley. I think you're on your period.
    Siri: Yes, I am. Someone get me an iPad.

  9. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 2:54pm UTC
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  10. TheWayYouLookTonight TheWayYouLookTonight
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    For every fave, I'll do: Ten Sit-Ups.
    For every comment, I'll do: Five Push-Ups.
    Comment/Fave/or just sit there.
    I prefer you just sitting there...
    But I'm being serious for the comment/fave stuff.
    You know, it's your choice.
    Help > Sit There.
    Which ever floats your boat.

  11. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Favorite if you refuse to use any other web search engine that isn't
    Google


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. neonpandaninja neonpandaninja
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    For every like I get...
    I will write a paragraph about what I think of you on your profile.
    & I'll be brutally honest.
    Brutally honest doesn't mean rude tho. You'll see what I mean.
    & before each paragraph, I will read your quotes, bio and whatever else so I can get a sense of what I think of you before I write it.
    I will do them all.
    Alright, like away ! :)

  14. punknarrysex punknarrysex
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    You and I [Ziall One-Shot Part. 2]
    "We are gathered here today, on this happy and joyous occasion, to join this man and this man in holy matrimony," The priest began. "Marriage is a solemn institution to be held in honor by all, it is the cornerstone of the family and of the community. It requires of those who undertake it a complete and unreserved giving of one's self. It is not to be entered into lightly, as marriage is a sincere and mutual commitment to love one another. This commitment symbolizes the intimate sharing of two lives and still enhances the individuality of each of you." Niall smiled up at Zayn. He winked back at Niall and continued looking at the priest.
    "Zayn, do you take this man to be your wedded husband? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him in sickness and in health, remaining faithful to him as long as you both shall live?" Zayn grinned and winked at Niall again, "I do." Niall smiled, as the priest began to ask the same thing to him. "And Niall, do you take this man to be your wedded husband? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him in sickness and in health, remaining faithful to him as long as you both shall live?" Niall smiled a little bit nervous, "I-I do." Zayn smiled at how cute Niall was being.
    "Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You may kiss the bride." Zayn pulled Niall in by his hips and kissed him passionately. 'Awes' and 'Oohs' were being said by the family and relatives, some clapping and whistling. They pulled away and smiled, "The limo is here," Paul whispered into Zayn's ear. Zayn nodded, intertwining Niall's hand with his and walking out of the chapel. "Niall! Before you leave throw the bouquet!" Cher smiled. Niall grinned and tossed the bouquet. The girls roared trying to catch the flowers, but none of them did except two other individuals. Harry looked at the flowers astonished to see that he caught the bouquet. He noticed there was another pair of hands on the roses and followed the arm to see whose face it was. He found his boyfriend, Louis, holding the other end of the flowers and smiled.
    Louis grinned and got down on one knee, holding out the engagement ring he was planning to show Harry tonight. Harry gasped at the diamond ring and looked at Lou, "Harry, we've been together for a while now. And over the years, I know we've had some fights, but every couple does, right? But I really took a reality check the past week and found out, I can't live without you. Will you marry me?" The crowd 'awed' and Niall and Zayn smiled. "Y-Yes," Harry smiled tearing up. Harry giggled as Louis put the ring on his slender ring finger. He got up from his knee and kissed Harry lightly, "I love you."
    "I love you too."

  15. punknarrysex punknarrysex
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 3:46pm UTC
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  16. Gives_MeHope Gives_MeHope
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    I approached a kid and asked, "What is love?"
    The kid answered, "Love is when a puppy licks your face."
    I laughed, but then he added..
    "Even after you left him alone all day."

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Oh my god you guys, the joke from my Christmas cracker:
    what do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
    chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
    i was snorting.

  18. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Let's all show OneDirection(Jill) how much we all love her.
    For every fave this quote gets, it's one hug to Jill
    Letting her know that you love her.
    (I am NOT doing this for faves,
    I'm doing this because I care about my friend)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. livilucy21* livilucy21*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    No one to talk to
    No where to go
    No one to listen to
    No where to call home
    I have the jumbled thoughts in my head
    I have left what you tore apart
    I have the harsh words you said
    I have only my broken heart
    Just wandering around
    Just talking to myself
    Just staring at the ground
    Just trying to escape this h*ll
    You took my soul
    You broke my heart
    You should've swallowed me whole
    You instead just tore me apart
    There are words that should've been left unspoken
    There are cuts that cover my wrists
    There are casts for all my bones you've broken
    There are places that I wish you had missed

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