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TheWayYouLookTonight

1. TheWayYouLookTonight
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2013 6:38pm UTC
   I hate teachers who give homework on break.
   Like do you not understand what break a is?
   Do you want me to demonstrate on your neck?
   
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2. TheWayYouLookTonight
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 7:56pm UTC
   She wants to go home
   but nobody's home.
   
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3. TheWayYouLookTonight
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 7:52pm UTC
   Me: *Disagrees with someone.*
   Them: YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU!
   Me: Yeah, you don't have to remind me...
   
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4. TheWayYouLookTonight
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2013 5:09am UTC
   Say my name,
   'Cause no one else can say it quite the same.
   
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5. TheWayYouLookTonight
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2013 4:56am UTC
   Me: You were born in September...
   Crush: Yes? Why are you saying it like that?
   Me: That means you were probably conceived on Christmas.
   Crush: Oh..Wait. My parents--What? 9 months later...Oh God. Oh my-
   Crush: Wow. That's--I WAS A PRESENT!?
   
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6. TheWayYouLookTonight
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   January 21, 2013 4:36pm UTC
   Crush: Knock, Knock.
   Me: Who's there?
   Crush: Go on a date with.. *smirks*
   Me: Go on a date with who?
   Crush: Go on a date with me?
   
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7. TheWayYouLookTonight
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   January 21, 2013 3:36pm UTC
   I want you in the most
   unromantic way.
   
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8. TheWayYouLookTonight
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC
   Interviewer: Hunger Games. Biggest hit movie ever. You are destined for big things. Clooney will be pranking you.
   Josh Hutcherson: Clooney? I'm in.
   Josh Hutcherson: I love Clooney.
   Josh Hutcherson: He can do anything he wants to me.
   
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9. TheWayYouLookTonight
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 5:46pm UTC
   I could live without money,
   I could live without the pain.
   And if everday was sunny,
   I could live without the rain.
   And if I ever went up to heaven,
   I would fall right back down.
   Life wouldn't be livin'
   'Cause you're the one I couldn't live without.
   
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10. TheWayYouLookTonight
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    Baby, all through the night
    I'll make love to you.
    
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11. TheWayYouLookTonight
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Kiss me
    like you want to be loved.
    
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12. TheWayYouLookTonight
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Crush: *Gives me his jacket.*
    Me: It's okay, I'm not cold.
    Crush: It'll keep you safe. Plus, you look adorable in it.
    Me: Won't you be cold?
    Crush: Seeing you warms up me up.
    
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13. TheWayYouLookTonight
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    January 19, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer.
    Do you know you're unlike any other?
    You'll always be my thunder.
    
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14. TheWayYouLookTonight
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Social Anxiety Things #1
    Having a great conversation with someone online, then being terrified to see them the next day at school because you won't know what to say.
    tumblr
    
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15. TheWayYouLookTonight
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 6:22am UTC
    "I think your mouth should be quiet, cause it never tells the truth."
    -Sleeping With Sirens
    With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear
    
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16. TheWayYouLookTonight
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    January 16, 2013 6:05am UTC
    Me: I got an F on my project! I'm such a potato!
    Crush: A beautiful one.. *Blushes*
    
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17. TheWayYouLookTonight
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    January 16, 2013 5:30am UTC
    Me: I like the color grey and blue on you.
    Crush: *Wears grey and blue all week.*
    
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18. TheWayYouLookTonight
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    January 8, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Teacher: You need to re-do your essay. Write it neater.
    Me: So do I need to delete it all?
    Teacher:
    Me: What?
    Teacher: Stop spending so much time on the computer.
    
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19. TheWayYouLookTonight
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    January 6, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    For every fave, I'll do: Ten Sit-Ups.
    For every comment, I'll do: Five Push-Ups.
    Comment/Fave/or just sit there.
    I prefer you just sitting there...
    But I'm being serious for the comment/fave stuff.
    You know, it's your choice.
    Help > Sit There.
    Which ever floats your boat.
    
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20. TheWayYouLookTonight
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    It's not a true internet fight without the word "sweetie."
    nmq
    
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