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  1. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Health tips i need to keep, ignore it please unless you want this too ♥
    My grandma always told me to do one more, no matter how tired or bored you are. Always go one more.
    Want a flat tummy? Try eating more oatmeal, broccoli, peanut butter, berries, nuts and whole grains.
    Cut soda out of your diet once and for all. You'll see a major difference in your mood, teeth whiteness and weight.
    An awesome reason to exercise: It can help clear up your skin! People who work out regularly tend not to break out as much, as physical activity helps circulate nutrients and oxygen to your skin.
    New to running? Challenge yourself to jog for an entire song from your iPod next time you hit the track. Then walk for a song for a break. Easy!
    Need some quick cardio? Running up and down your stairs is awesome.
    Spice up your every-day run with intervals. Warm up for 5 minutes, and then do 10 sets of this combo: two minutes of a steady jog, one minute of a run/sprint. Do a 5 minute cool-down and ta-da! your new jazzed up workout.
    Finding it hard to keep up the motivation to exercise?Create a tip jar for yourself and add to it every time you workout. Set a goal so you can treat yourself for all your hard work! A self-defense class is a great way to de-stress, stay fit and keep safe at the same time! Look up local classes and recruit a friend or family member to join.
    People who write out exercise goals have a greater success rate, so put up healthy motivators on your mirror, computer and other places you’ll be sure to see them.
    Did you know that laughing actually burns calories?
    Make a point to work on your posture. Standing and sitting up straight is way better for your back and abs.
    Handy new fact: Tidying up your room can burn up to 130 calories per hour! (this makes me want to take everything out of my room, organize it, and put it back together. possible 4 hours, i hope?)
    Lying on the floor right after school and doing plank pose for 30 seconds is great way to tone those abs and give you a boost before homework.
    Turn your fitness routine into a game with a deck of cards.Assign a different target area, like legs, abs, arms and butt, to each suite. Shuffle and see what you'll flip over next.
    Try calf raises on the stairs to strengthen your gams. Let your heels hang off the edge and raise up on tip-toe, then lower back down. Aim for 30 reps! Try some wall pushups. Stand two feet from the wall, lean with your hands on the wall, slowly push yourself back until your arms are fully extended before returning to your original position. Start a 30-Day Challenge!Vow to pick an exercise routine and stick with it for a full 30 days. Trust us, you’ll love the emotional and physical results. Can’t do sit-ups without someone to hold your feet down? Find a piece of furniture you can slide your toes under to keep ‘em from poppin’ up. Then you can get better abs even when you’re solo. Commercials aren’t the only time to exercise during TV shows – try doing squats during the program. You’ll still be facing forward, and the show will distract you from the fact that you’re even exercising! We promise--working out just once makes you eager to do it again. Get started! Lifting weights isn't just for the boys! Grab a dumbbell and try some resistance work for a totally tough workout. Know yourself. If push-ups are the hardest for you, get them out of the way first. If you wait 'til your workout is almost over, you might skip them. We’re the first to admit it: home workouts can be tough to get into. Motivate yourself to get started by first just sitting on the floor and stretching. Then, warm up with a few easy crunches and push-ups. Soon, you’ll be pumped to start your routine. Next time you’re exercising, add an extra five minutes to your workout. You can do anything from adding five minutes to your jog to doing sit-ups and push-ups during those extra seconds. Increasing the length of your regular regime is a great way to keep your heart healthy and not get stuck in a workout rut. Whole grain vs. whole wheat? Whole grain is better for you because it doesn’t go through a refining process that strips it of nutritional goodies.
    Warm up by eating spicier foods, which are satisfying and can help stimulate digestion at the same time.
    Don’t avoid that sweet craving today. If you restrict yourself now, you might end up eating way too much at your next meal.
    Slow down while you eat.Studies have shown that eating slower helps you to avoid overeating and improves digestion.

  2. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.
    not my joke just though it was hilarious

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Most overused movie quote:
    Parent: You're throwing away your dream!
    Teenager: No mom/dad, I'm throwing away yours

  4. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    *A Directioner's driving test*
    Me: *gets in car*
    Instrustor: Shut the door...
    Me: "Turn the light off, I wanna be with you. I wanna feel your love"
    Instructor: Um okay then...You can only drive on this side of the road going only in one direction.
    Me: ONE DIRECTION. Omffg. Are you a Directioner too? If you are then I love you so much:'O Who are you marrying. Lol jk I'm marrying them all. OMG!! Wait...you might be a Directionator?... How many "r's" are there? Huh?..
    Instructor: Er.. I'm sorry I don't understa-
    Me: OMG I'm in a car with a Directionator!! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!! I'm going to drive this car into that wall. I hate Directionators. People like YOU are why people like ME can't live peacefully, knowing that the world revolves around One Direction.
    Instrustor: Who do you think you are?...Who do you think I am?
    Me: Oh, so that's how it is. You're trying to prove that you're a "Directioner" by quoting the lyrics from 'Taken'. Well I don't care.
    Instructor: Please, just calm down. How about we put the radio on? *Little Things starts playing*
    Me: OMFFFG,it's the soundtack to my life... Sing it with me! I WONT LET THESE LITTLE THINGSS SLIP OUT OUF MY MOUTTH COZ IT'S YO-
    Instrutor: STOPP!!
    Me: Ohmygod. Did you just interrupt me in the middle of a One Direction song. You should be ashamed of yourself.
    Instructor: Oh, I'm sorry. I was just warning you to watch out for that pigeon on the road...
    Me: Oh. My. G0d. ..Pigeon. What Pigeon?
    Instructor: ..The one that was in the middle of the road?
    Me: WHERE!!! *Gets out of car* KKKEEEEVVVVINNN. *Pigeon flys off* BIRD LETTT ME LOVE YOU & I WILL LOVE YOU:'O COME BACK...It would be an honor.
    Instructor: Dear G0d, are all Directioners like this?
    *Fails test.*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    I'm still waiting on
    the 'How It's Made' for babies.

  8. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Dear 'Gangsta'
    If you pulled up your pants a little, you could run from the cops faster.

  9. charlieisnotaunicorn charlieisnotaunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof....
    I was shocked.

  10. charlieisnotaunicorn charlieisnotaunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?
    barack-olli.

  11. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    No matter how good you are at something,
    There's always going to be an 8 year old Asian kid that's 100x better

  12. xXAnnaXx xXAnnaXx
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    If You Like:
    -Ed Sheeran
    -Andy Grammer
    -Jason Mraz
    -Grace Potter
    -He is We
    -A Rocket to the Moon
    -Sleeping With Sirens
    -Pierce the Veil
    -Birdy
    -Parachute
    -The Vampire Diaries
    -The Lying Game
    -Pretty Little Liars
    -Greek
    -Awkward
    -The Summer Series (The Summer I Turned Pretty, etc.)
    -The Perks of Being a Wallflower
    -Fallen
    -The Hunger Games
    -If I Stay
    -The Future of Us
    -Ed Sheeran
    -Ed Sheeran
    -Ed Sheeran
    Understand, I Wanna Talk To You

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    band memeber: so how old are you?
    me: how old do you need me to be

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:27pm UTC

    clouds.
    they are so freaking cool,
    like they're literally
    water puffs that float in the sky.
    format jimmy365

  15. Zane74 Zane74
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 6:39am UTC
    This Girl.
    Her name was Nara,
    She was Sixteen.
    She had a boyfriend,
    That would do anything for her.
    Her Mother & Father had died
    But she never lost sight,
    Of the positives in life.
    She had a boy that loved her dearly
    A life full of happiness
    A big brother, A wall of friends
    Good grades, a promissing future.
    She saw the road ahead of her,
    potential brighter then the sun
    & on the day she truly felt beautiful,
    She lost the means of the concept
    On the 1/1/2010
    The night of her debutante,
    In a dress flowing to her ankles
    In the front seat of her brothers V8
    She lost her life.
    Her name was Nara,
    She was Sixteen.
    She was taken.
    Two years from today.
    & Two years from today,
    My heart was taken with her.
    I miss you Nara Sky,
    Rest easy baby.
    Z ane L arkin

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    honesty is just too beautiful...
    I LOVE UNMADE BEDS. I LOVE WHEN
    PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AND CRYING AND
    CANNOT BE ANYTHING BUT HONEST
    IN THAT MOMENT. I LOVE THE LOOK IN
    PEOPLE'S EYES WHEN THEY REALIZE
    THEY'RE IN LOVE. I LOVE THE LOOK ON
    PEOPLE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP
    AND THEY'VE FORGOTTEN THEIR
    SURROUNDINGS. I LOVE THE GASP
    PEOPLE TAKE WHEN THEIR FAVORITE
    CHARACTER DIES. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE
    CLOSE THEIR EYES AND DRIFT TO
    SOMEWHERE IN THE CLOUDS. I FALL IN
    LOVE WITH PEOPLE AND THEIR HONEST
    MOMENTS ALL THE TIME. I FALL IN LOVE
    WITH THEIR BREAKDOWNS AND THEIR
    DAYDREAMS AND THEIR SMEARED MAKEUP.
    to put into words.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    today marks the 5 year anniversary
    since troy and gabriella
    met at the ski lodge can
    we have a moment of silence
    format jimmy365

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    at 1 am
    my friend and i were talking and for
    some reason we were talking about
    languages and then just mid conversation i
    stop and i look at her and say
    “slurred language. slanguange. slang.”
    and she stared back at me like she just
    witnessed the creation of the universe.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    me: i don't like him
    me: i don't like him
    me: i don't like him
    me: i don't like him
    him: hi
    me: sweet jesus why are you perfect

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    ''am i right ladies''
    Y
    is the best way to end any post am i right ladies

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