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lanielovesunicorns
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April 20, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Saying something at school
and thinking "I should put that on Witty!" but then get home and not remember anything.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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arenaud
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April 8, 2012 9:46am UTC

You just never. Ever.
say who gave you the gum... that makes you a dirty traitor.
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Format by Sandrasaurus

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msjitterbug98
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 10:35pm UTC

seneca crane's beard
your argument is invalid.
nmf

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lolomg53
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March 28, 2012 1:46pm UTC

I should be doing an english report right now....

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SoftballSavvie99
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March 28, 2012 1:46pm UTC

"Um...Can I have a Coke?"
"Is Pepsi ok?"
"I don't know. Is Monopoly money ok?"

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mrsbieberr06
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March 28, 2012 1:48pm UTC

THE CONCEPT OF
YOLO
ISN'T TO GO SMOKE AND DRINK AND MAKE AN AS* OF YOURSELF.
IT'S TO GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.

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david12332197
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March 28, 2012 10:33am UTC

I'm a wizard!
Prove it...
Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts.

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BlackRose37
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March 26, 2012 12:56pm UTC

▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌ when life hands you lemons... make apple juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

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bambi101
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March 26, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Okay so today I got 4 fortuin cookis and here is what they said
The first one said: Life is great!!!
To bad your's ends today.
Me: Um okay that is a strange fortune
The second one said: Keep on running or
get hit by the car
Me:Okay this is creepy um on to the next one
The third one said: Life is short and to bad for you
yours will be shorter
Me: Wtf AM I GOING TO F****** DIE OMG
*As I open the last one and read I discover it says*
Dance like no one is watching!!!
I fall to my knees and scream: What Does This MEAN?!?!?!

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MsBrightsidex3
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 10:16am UTC

That Confusing Moment When
you wake up from a nap and you don't know what day it is.

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emsteffers
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 10:26am UTC

Find the American
♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀
♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀
Cant do it can ya?
because we are all human
just kidding the American is
probably at McDonalds
;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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chelsea95
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March 26, 2012 9:34am UTC

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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emilyjoytritle
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:39am UTC

i have to admit, .............
im not perfect, but really nobody is perfect,...
i was adopted.
i fight all the time with my friends, i usually dont get along with my parents.
my biological dad is in prison for drugs, and im scared to death that im following in his footsteps.
i was molested almost 4 months ago.
i get attatched to things way to easy. its hard for me to let go of those things.
i miss my old friends, especaily when they move to another state.(i miss you chris, and cassie)
i have acne, i wear glasses, i usually get bad grades.
i've been made fun of by my classmates.
but why say all these negitive things when,....... i could be doing other "more important" things.
like making an effort to smile and be happy, even though i feel like crap, or not dwelling on bad feelings.
p.s im not trying to sound all depressed ,..... i just need to get somethings off of my chest.

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BellaSwan14
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March 26, 2012 5:07am UTC

I woke up breathing and healthy
so I'd say my life is pretty fantastic.

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Demitriaa_Lee
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March 26, 2012 9:21am UTC

Stars can't
shine
without
darkness.

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dancergurl2327
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March 25, 2012 5:01pm UTC

click to see this quote

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desultori*
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March 25, 2012 9:22pm UTC

❒ Above the Influence
❒ Under the Influence
✔ I am the freaking Influencea

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BebeRox101
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 7:41pm UTC

Me and my friend were at the movies watching "The Hunger Games".
When Peeta put the medicine on Kattniss' forehead, someone in the theater yelled,
" S i m b a !"
The whole theater started laughing♥
Erbearlovesyou's story.

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