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  1. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    One Direction things#193
    Hi welcome to McDirection, would you like a Tomlinsonbum burger, a side of Styles Pie, a McNiall, some Zayn juice and a slice of Paynecake?
    What's your faveourite ;) ,...

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  2. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    I can't be no super man,
    But for you I'll be super human.

  3. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    OneDirectionFacts
    Louis once dressed up in a carrot costume for a charity event.

  4. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 11:30am UTC
    nmf Vas Happenin'!?

  5. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 10:05am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    I hate Directioners that think they're better than the rest.
    We all love 1D. Why can't we all just respect that?


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  8. BeautifulBrunette BeautifulBrunette
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    What happened to Witty?
    Isn't Witty for REAL QUOTES?
    • Not people saying: "Oh i have cancer", "my mom has cancer", "fave this so my parents quit smoking", "my sibling will stop doing drugs." and all that bullsh*t. Are you even telling the truth? I can't prove anything but it's kinda pathetic. Making quotes about it, trying to get sympathy Yeah it's sad and I'm sorry but why are you telling the world about it?
    •all the cutting stuff. It really makes me upset that so many people cut and I try to give advice and help but I guess I'm bad at giving advice... and i dont know if your faking or lying or doing it for attention but putting it on witty kinda looks like you are doing it for attention.. people with real pain dont share it with the world. and they tell me they say it for support but im not going to support people who cut im sorry. its wrong theres no point in cutting. and thinking about suicide are people with no hope. ill admit i used to think about suicide but i realized that were all so young and we have a whole life ahead of us and when we get older were going to be able to do whatever we want and we dont have to listen to anybody just do what makes you happy and if you havent found it yet then try new things! thats my advice...
    •all those hate quotes. We get it, you don't like brandon cyrus. Obviously he's not going to go away, so stop bullying him.
    And you don't like the same people getting top quotes. But by making quotes about it, you're just making them more popular... Plus if a lot of people fave something; obviously they like the quote! So chill yeah seeing OneDirection and hunger games quotes are annoying but a lot of people fave them so obviously they like them. But its not really original but if thats what the people want then let them have it.
    • bullying. Witty is a place where people can make quotes and friends. Be kind and nice to each other. Calling people "attention wh*re" doesn't make you a kind-hearted person. The main reason why you even call them attention wh*re is because you're jealous that they get top quotes. And wanna know why they are on top all the time? Because a lot of people like their quotes. And i understand that other people should get a chance to be on top as well, but they can't help that all of you fave their quotes.
    •Another thing about witty. All those stupid quotes too. Example, "everyone is beautiful." . . . . . Okay? Now what? What was the point of that? I understand that maybe you were trying to boost others self-esteem, but it should be a real quote! Even Steve agrees thats why he's making more rules and the "fave if" aren't allowed anymore because its not a realy quote! Try saying something that actually is a little more complex and has more meaning. Thats what the site was created for. For WITTY quotes. Amusingly clever in perception and expression. Yah know.
    • Lastly, I know what all of you are thinking. "Wow, what a b*tchh bagging on witty and complaining" and stuff like that. And I'm aware of that. I'm sorry but all of this had to be said. I've seen a lot of girls making quotes and saying the same thing. So I'm not alone. And now you're probably going to call me a hypocrite like this isn't a witty quote and stuff. Don't worry, like I said before, I'm aware. No need to tell me. Please don't be commenting on this quote and my profile, saying that stuff. It just makes you look bad. Starting drama.
    Thank you for reading this, and you can hate on me and stuff tell me what you think! Alright I'm done now. Okay Bye!

  9. PartyRocker PartyRocker
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    if i'm louder, would you see me?
    Would you lay down, in my arms and rescue me??
    That line makes me cry, every damn time.

  10. mylielizabeth mylielizabeth
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    I AM SICK OF ALL THE HATING ON ONE DIRECTION AND HOW THEY HAVE SO MANY QUOTES ABOUT THEM.
    They aren't GAY- they've all had girlfriends, and Liam and Louis still DO.
    They aren't OVEREXPOSED- what's wrong with having a lot of fans?
    Honestly, I thought WITTY was anti-hate. Or at least it used to be. Now, it's just going COLD and MEAN. And I want a stop to it.
    Yes, I'm a little annoyed by 1D having so many top quotes, but considering this is one about One Direction, I'm keeping my mouth closed. Because you guys saying they're "Gay" and whatnot are RUDE.
    Now, Re-post this with your username, if you agree with me. You don't have to be a Directioner.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    StardollUnicorn01
    ejlover27
    mylielizabeth

  11. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    I was okay when I found out santa wasn't real, but finding out Genovia wasn't real..
    well that's WHOLE different story(;

  12. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    One Direction things#192
    Niall: Zayn is the mysterious one, you never know what he's thinking.
    Zayn: ...Sheep
    LOL OMG I LOVE YOU ZAYN<3

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  14. LaiLailuvsu LaiLailuvsu
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Normal Girls: I wish I was as pretty as a model..
    Me: I wish I had an A$$ like Louis Tomlinson..
    <3
    nmf

  15. MrsDanielTosh MrsDanielTosh
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    I always forget
    that there's more sites than Witty, Facebook, and Tumblr.....

  16. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    x
    x
    x
    We're all beautiful
    in our own way

  17. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Interviewer: Can Harry really Juggle?
    The Boys: Yeah, Yeah, he can!
    Interviewer: I'm gonna find some balls and put you to the test.
    Louis: I've got two.

  18. tabbykat tabbykat
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:05am UTC
    Just saw this ad on Witty
    ...
    Psych Up psychup.com.au
    Psychology for Young People. Free Sessions for Parents & Coaches
    ...
    I think Steve is trying to send us a message

  19. JustaDirectioner JustaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:02am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Here's to The Girls Who:.
    Actually bought One Direction's entire album and not just What Makes You Beautiful
    NMF

  20. Bee Bee
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:07am UTC
    What would have happened when Paul met the boys:
    Management: Guys this is Paul. He'll be your babysitter when you go on tour.
    Paul: Hell-
    Liam: Baby sitter? I thought I was.
    Louis: It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Louis and this curly headed boy is Harry.
    Paul: Very nice to meet you lads.
    Louis: -whispers- Keep your wife out of his site ;) -points at Harry-
    Paul: -looks at Harry-
    Harry: Hi! -innocent smile-
    Paul: Why? What's gonna happen to my wif-
    Zayn: Hey I'm Zayn. Do you like my hair? Touch it
    Paul: It's very nic-
    Zayn: Wait, no don't cause then I'll have to kill you.
    Paul: Um okay.
    Zayn: Girls love my hair.
    Paul: You have very nice hair.
    Zayn: I already know that.
    Niall: Hey mate. The names Niall.
    Liam: Louis stop giving Harry love bites. Paul, your doing a horrible job.
    Niall: Is that Nando's you got there?
    Liam: I'm Daddy Direction, what is this mahogany?
    Harry: Damn check out that chick!
    Paul: Harry, that's my wife?
    Harry: How old is she?
    Louis: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
    Zayn: Imma bradforad bad boy. Yo Paul man, got a mirror? Mines too small, I can't see my whole face.
    Niall: I'm Irish, You're Irish. Let's be friends!
    Paul: What did I sign up for?

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